Happy Halloween Everyone!

So, I’m writing this on Monday, when I still have power. I’ll probably have another hurricane post on Friday, but this one is ready to go and scheduled.

Allie was a mummy last year, remember:

Anyhoo, you know how I decided to start adult Halloween, aka trick-or-wine?

Well, it’s still a genius idea, of course. But not all my animal friends like wine. And since a lot of them dressed up, they decided that they should share how they’d like to celebrate Halloween.

Allie:

Popsicle:

Sparkles the Unicorn:

Melissa the Manatee: 

Ducky:

Ducks Against Raping Ducks (and humans). Spread the word.

Pigletta:

Trick. Always trick.

Ellie the Elephant:

Whatever you want, you creepy ass clown elephant.

Lioness:

Ouch.

Whale:

Oh and this:

Boyfriend Clearly Doesn't Want Me to Blog Anymore...

Why is that, you ask?

If you may recall, some bullshit happened awhile ago with the iphones and upgrades and whatnot.

 I couldn’t figure out how to get an iphone without spending an OBSCENE amount of money. And since I wasn’t willing to cut any of the important things out of my budget (cable, alcohol), getting an iphone seemed like a dream.

But then. Boyfriend made a magical thing happen:

And on Friday, it came!!!!!

 It’s so pretty, you guys.

Here, let me explain:

Anyway, so this pretty much happened as soon as I got it.

And everytime I started to blog, it distracted me with its shiny newness.

See, it’s bad. So in conclusion, if my blog suffers, it’s totally and completely Boyfriend’s fault.

Thank you, Boyfriend!

I'm only about four years behind on that one...

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Totally Random Costume Ideas

I don’t know. I made these.

Me and Boyfriend:

That's a Koala Bear (not a mouse, thank you very much) and Tree. Get it? I like hugging.

Also, this is why we’re not dressing up. Besides, I’m always a cat, remember?

Anyhoo, I came up with some other good costume ideas. 

Popsicle the Polar Bear:

He's a manly pirate bear. 

Allie:

She's a sexy pirate lady, of course. It has to go with Popsicle's costume.

Sparkles the Unicorn:

She went for a classic ghost costume. Spooky!

And finally, Melissa the Manatee:

What an adorable bumblebee!

I may do more of these next week, because I'm weird like that.  What are YOU dressing up as?

Happy Blogiversary to Meeee!

WOW, you guys. Wow. It's the one year anniversary of this blog! Can you believe I’ve been doing this for a whole year?

Okay, that doesn’t really work. But you get my point. Happy Birthday to my blog!

Yes, I have donned my Queen of Disney World costume for this moment because it's so important. Also I made the cake myself. That’s why it looks so fucked up. Anyhoo, I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge a few people who made this blog possible.

Anyhooooo.....

Seriously.

That is all. 

Halloween for Adults

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Let’s talk about Halloween for adults. No, not sexy parties .

But another kind of Halloween for adults. Like this:

See?

I’d be more than happy to buy mini wine bottles to give out to adults.

  

And there could be levels of awesome, just like trick or treating.

BEST:

ACCEPTABLE:

WORST:

Seriously, why is it socially acceptable for children to go people’s houses and demand candy, yet not acceptable for local bloggers to knock on people’s doors and demand booze?!  WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP WORLD IS THIS?!

Anyone?