No, this is not about the porn star payoff scandal plaguing the clownstick in the oval office.
Here, let me tell you about last week in verse:
There once was a girl named Gia
Who lived in an apartment with her Kitty
A storm came real bad
It made them real sad
And the electricity decided to quitty.
Yep I lost power. It sucked. What about Boyfriend, you ask?
Gia's Boyfriend lived a few miles away
And his power stayed on - hooray!
But the snow there fell worse
And it made Boyfriend curse
And now he wants to move far away.
Hope my fellow east coasters fared alright!