[Linking up with yeahwrite and the speakeasy!]
As the title indicates, Boyfriend is gone ALLLL WEEEEEK (to seaside town). Part of the week he’s with family that is visiting from out-of-town. I know what that’s like. Hope he brought a lot of booze.
As the title indicates, Boyfriend is gone ALLLL WEEEEEK (to seaside town). Part of the week he’s with family that is visiting from out-of-town. I know what that’s like. Hope he brought a lot of booze.
The second half of the week is more exciting: he’s hanging
out with his BFF (or Biffle, if you will). Biffle lives across the country and
they haven’t seen in each other in over a year.
I don’t really know what they’re going to be doing, but I
have some ideas.
First, they’ll relax and watch some high-quality television.
Orrr….not so high quality.
Boyfriend’s a big fan of this infomercial. I’m not
threatened.
They’ll probably have a drink. Or ten.
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| Bromance at its finest. |
They’re going to golf, of course.
But, it might not be all fun and games. They might have some
pissing contests.
They may even argue a little.
Hey hey fellas, don’t fight. I can settle this one for you.
After all, only one of us is an Olympian in the girlfriend
Olympics:
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| Just sayin. |
Anyhoo, I’m sure they’ll find a way to make up and enjoy
their time together.
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| Ass-ogling jerks. |
So, I hope Boyfriend enjoys his week with Biffle I’ll be
counting down the days til he comes back.
LOL. this is too funny. i'm sure you'll miss him. 7 days will go quickly.
ReplyDeleteWhat, no fears about zombie sluts? I'm disappointed.
ReplyDeleteA vacation centered around Brazilian Butt Lifts and whiskey sounds pretty damn awesome to me. Hope he enjoys it, and we hope you don't tear your hair out in the next 7 days. It'll pass before you know it.
ReplyDeleteI had the same thought as Keith. But I suppose Brazilian butt lift commercials are close. A full week is rough. But as you say, booze fixes everything. It's like a time travel device. You drink and suddenly you wake up 7 days later.
ReplyDeleteI was definitely expecting zombie sluts to be involved. This sounds much less threatening.
ReplyDeleteHaha don't worry guys. Zombie sluts are ALWAYS on my mind.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a Brazilian butt lift? I feel like I'm missing out on something important.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, he'll be back in no time. And then you guys can hug it out! :)
ReplyDeleteI agree, booze makes everything better. EVERYTHING. When you miss him, drink. You won't even notice that it's been a week and he's back.
ReplyDeleteBooze makes LIFE better.
ReplyDeleteAww, that last picture is too cute. Hug jones!
ReplyDeleteI hope he has a lot of fun and that he is home before you know it.
Hahaha! This is hilarious. It will go by fast. And hey, if it doesn't, go look for some sexy man infomercials to keep you company.
ReplyDeleteThis is so cute!! Don't worry the week will go by fast! :)
ReplyDeleteLove the ice in your mom's wine!!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this post even more so that some of your other posts- hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, you are not just an Olympian. You are an Olympic Champion. Don't ever downplay your achievements, Gia :)
ReplyDeleteBrazilian butt lift commercial? Where when what channel? I mean, er... that's dumb I don't want to see that.
ReplyDeleteBrazilians grow in the Amazon. They're not real.
I kinda like those infomercials too. Sadly, I could prolly do those exercises for a year and get a perfect ass, and the rest of my body would STILL look fat. I'd rather sit back and eat candy corn.
ReplyDeleteHad to go and look for the commercial because you didn't share it with us.
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether to take this thing seriously or laugh at how ridiculous everyone sounds.
Boyfriend watches it on mute...
DeleteYou're pictures are soooo cute! Poor you. Boyfriend will be back soon!
ReplyDeleteI can always count on you to make me smile :) ... I hope you give him a super big hug when he comes home ... :)
ReplyDeleteLove the knife in the one picture. Very subtle. And hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI just love your cartoons! My 8yo is an infomercial parrot and thinks we need everything advertised. I'm glad he hasn't stumbled across that one, lol!
ReplyDeleteit is You. gotta be!
ReplyDeleteYou should grab yourself a hot Jamaican guy to alleviate your sadness. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteHope he's back soon! And that he misses you as much as you miss him :)
ReplyDeleteThe Brazilian butt lift commercial (is that real?) has nothing on you, no matter how many times he watches it. I mean, you are the girlfriend gold medalist!
ReplyDeleteyou amuse me
ReplyDeleteYou really are the Olympian in the girlfriend Olympics. I hope he comes home soon with your gold medal.
ReplyDeleteOff topic Mayor Gia but I saw this and thought of you...slightly more hi-tech than your spoon but worthy of consideration?
ReplyDeletehttp://laughingsquid.com/the-popinator-a-voice-activated-popcorn-shooter-that-launches-popcorn-into-your-mouth/
Holy high tech! FANCY!
DeleteI can't find the Brazilian Butt Lift infomercial anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI just LOVE your illustrated guide to your relationship. I imagine the animated you doing the same hug that you had going on in the Ark sequence when he arrives.
ReplyDeleteYour personal comic strip completely amuses me! Love you with the knife and the infomercial is a riot...ya, I can see the BFF's enjoying that one. Hug the crap outta him upon his arrive, gold medal winner!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Brazilian Butt Lift infomercial...I've never thought about how that's probably über interesting to tv afficionados of the male persuasion.
ReplyDeleteMy fave pic is you with the knife. HA.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, DVR! Now I'm missing a Brazilian Butt Lift commercial? I need to go back to watching TV the old fashioned way. I hope you enjoy your time with the BF away. My wife and I usually take one vacation each away from the other and it's always AWESOME being home alone...for about half the trip. Then I start reverting to my college days and curling up with the cats until 2am and watching awful movies.
ReplyDeleteHe will be dying for a hug from you by the end of the week! Brazillian butt lift commercials might be fun, but they aren't warm and cuddly, bearing delicous pies like you!
ReplyDeleteThe last time I got drunk watching Brazilian Butt lifts with my biffle we...Oh, I better not say. ;)
ReplyDeleteAhhh, you miss him and your arms are itching for him. So sweet. As always, this is funny and illustrated to perfection. I am a big fan.
ReplyDeleteDude! You are missing the point! 7 days w/ no boyfriend means pizza and ice cream in bed watching your favorite shows and not worrying if you look pretty and smell like roses!
ReplyDeletePLUS RED VINES!
DeleteSlightly intrigued by the concept of a butt lift. Jittery arms jonesin' for a hug = instant classic. Well done.
ReplyDeleteAw...those 7 days will make him miss you!! Right??
ReplyDeletemm...O.o
Well, maybe not...since he's off having fun...but you go have a blast with your girl friends and all will be well! :))