Monday, September 17, 2012

Boyfriend’s Gone for a Whole Stupid Week


[Linking up with yeahwrite and the speakeasy!]

As the title indicates, Boyfriend is gone ALLLL WEEEEEK (to seaside town). Part of the week he’s with family that is visiting from out-of-town.  I know what that’s like. Hope he brought a lot of booze.


The second half of the week is more exciting: he’s hanging out with his BFF (or Biffle, if you will). Biffle lives across the country and they haven’t seen in each other in over a year.
  
I don’t really know what they’re going to be doing, but I have some ideas.

First, they’ll relax and watch some high-quality television. 

Orrr….not so high quality.

Boyfriend’s a big fan of this infomercial. I’m not threatened.
  
They’ll probably have a drink. Or ten.
Bromance at its finest.
They’re going to golf, of course.

But, it might not be all fun and games. They might have some pissing contests.

They may even argue a little.

Hey hey fellas, don’t fight. I can settle this one for you.

After all, only one of us is an Olympian in the girlfriend Olympics:

Just sayin. 
Anyhoo, I’m sure they’ll find a way to make up and enjoy their time together.
Ass-ogling jerks.

So, I hope Boyfriend enjoys his week with Biffle I’ll be counting down the days til he comes back.

45 comments:

  1. LOL. this is too funny. i'm sure you'll miss him. 7 days will go quickly.

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  2. What, no fears about zombie sluts? I'm disappointed.

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  3. A vacation centered around Brazilian Butt Lifts and whiskey sounds pretty damn awesome to me. Hope he enjoys it, and we hope you don't tear your hair out in the next 7 days. It'll pass before you know it.

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  4. I had the same thought as Keith. But I suppose Brazilian butt lift commercials are close. A full week is rough. But as you say, booze fixes everything. It's like a time travel device. You drink and suddenly you wake up 7 days later.

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  5. I was definitely expecting zombie sluts to be involved. This sounds much less threatening.

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  6. Haha don't worry guys. Zombie sluts are ALWAYS on my mind.

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  7. What's a Brazilian butt lift? I feel like I'm missing out on something important.

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  8. Don't worry, he'll be back in no time. And then you guys can hug it out! :)

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  9. I agree, booze makes everything better. EVERYTHING. When you miss him, drink. You won't even notice that it's been a week and he's back.

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  10. Aww, that last picture is too cute. Hug jones!

    I hope he has a lot of fun and that he is home before you know it.

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  11. Hahaha! This is hilarious. It will go by fast. And hey, if it doesn't, go look for some sexy man infomercials to keep you company.

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  12. This is so cute!! Don't worry the week will go by fast! :)

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  13. Love the ice in your mom's wine!!

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  14. I enjoyed this post even more so that some of your other posts- hilarious.

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  15. Wait a minute, you are not just an Olympian. You are an Olympic Champion. Don't ever downplay your achievements, Gia :)

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  16. Brazilian butt lift commercial? Where when what channel? I mean, er... that's dumb I don't want to see that.

    Brazilians grow in the Amazon. They're not real.

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  17. I kinda like those infomercials too. Sadly, I could prolly do those exercises for a year and get a perfect ass, and the rest of my body would STILL look fat. I'd rather sit back and eat candy corn.

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  18. Had to go and look for the commercial because you didn't share it with us.

    I don't know whether to take this thing seriously or laugh at how ridiculous everyone sounds.

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  19. You're pictures are soooo cute! Poor you. Boyfriend will be back soon!

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  20. I can always count on you to make me smile :) ... I hope you give him a super big hug when he comes home ... :)

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  21. Love the knife in the one picture. Very subtle. And hilarious.

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  22. I just love your cartoons! My 8yo is an infomercial parrot and thinks we need everything advertised. I'm glad he hasn't stumbled across that one, lol!

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  23. You should grab yourself a hot Jamaican guy to alleviate your sadness. Just a thought.

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  24. Hope he's back soon! And that he misses you as much as you miss him :)

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  25. The Brazilian butt lift commercial (is that real?) has nothing on you, no matter how many times he watches it. I mean, you are the girlfriend gold medalist!

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  26. You really are the Olympian in the girlfriend Olympics. I hope he comes home soon with your gold medal.

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  27. Off topic Mayor Gia but I saw this and thought of you...slightly more hi-tech than your spoon but worthy of consideration?

    http://laughingsquid.com/the-popinator-a-voice-activated-popcorn-shooter-that-launches-popcorn-into-your-mouth/

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  28. I can't find the Brazilian Butt Lift infomercial anywhere.

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  29. I just LOVE your illustrated guide to your relationship. I imagine the animated you doing the same hug that you had going on in the Ark sequence when he arrives.

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  30. Your personal comic strip completely amuses me! Love you with the knife and the infomercial is a riot...ya, I can see the BFF's enjoying that one. Hug the crap outta him upon his arrive, gold medal winner!

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  31. Ha ha ha! Brazilian Butt Lift infomercial...I've never thought about how that's probably über interesting to tv afficionados of the male persuasion.

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  32. My fave pic is you with the knife. HA.

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  33. Damn you, DVR! Now I'm missing a Brazilian Butt Lift commercial? I need to go back to watching TV the old fashioned way. I hope you enjoy your time with the BF away. My wife and I usually take one vacation each away from the other and it's always AWESOME being home alone...for about half the trip. Then I start reverting to my college days and curling up with the cats until 2am and watching awful movies.

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  34. He will be dying for a hug from you by the end of the week! Brazillian butt lift commercials might be fun, but they aren't warm and cuddly, bearing delicous pies like you!

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  35. The last time I got drunk watching Brazilian Butt lifts with my biffle we...Oh, I better not say. ;)

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  36. Ahhh, you miss him and your arms are itching for him. So sweet. As always, this is funny and illustrated to perfection. I am a big fan.

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  37. Dude! You are missing the point! 7 days w/ no boyfriend means pizza and ice cream in bed watching your favorite shows and not worrying if you look pretty and smell like roses!

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  38. Slightly intrigued by the concept of a butt lift. Jittery arms jonesin' for a hug = instant classic. Well done.

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  39. Aw...those 7 days will make him miss you!! Right??

    mm...O.o

    Well, maybe not...since he's off having fun...but you go have a blast with your girl friends and all will be well! :))

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