You guys remember Allie and Popsicle? Well, if you need to catch up, check out their first interaction here.
They’ve had another run in recently:
Allie: Woe is me!!!!!
|Poor upset Allie.|
Popsicle: I wonder how I can sabotage this blowdryer so that it doesn’t work…
Me: Hey! Stop it Popsicle. I need that.
Popsicle: YOU’RE DESTROYING MY PEOPLE!
Me: Oh, hush.
Allie: I SAID, “WOE IS ME.”
Me: What’s wrong Allie?
Allie: Go away Gia! I’m trying to get his attention!
Me: Oh okay, good luck with that.
Allie: *flops in front of Popsicle * WOE IS ME.
Popsicle: Uh, something wrong there Allie?
Allie: It’s almost Valentine’s day and I’m all alone!
Popsicle: Valentine’s day is for the birds.
Allie: Oh, so they can find love??
Popsicle: That’s not what that phrase means…
Allie: THIS ISN’T FAIR!
Popsicle: What about lovemonkey? He seems like a perfect Valentine’s date.
|You probably can't see it, but that heart says "I love you."|
Allie: You mean WHOREMONKEY? It took WEEKS to clear up what he gave me!
Popsicle: TMI Allie.
Allie: Hey, it’s cleared up, okay?
Popsicle: Listen, I got to go break a blowdryer…
Allie: Oh come on, cut Gia a break. She really needs it to look even marginally attractive for Boyfriend.
Popsicle: He can’t be dating her for her looks.
Allie: Haha no, of course not…
Me: SERIOUSLY?? I can still hear you guys!
Allie: …but she likes to try. Just like how I wear this bow, see?
Popsicle: Well, I suppose I could hold off my blowdryer destruction til after this silly faux holiday….
Allie: Aw! You’re so sweet!!
Popsicle: That’s…not an awful bow you have there, Allie.
Popsicle: Don’t get so excited.
Allie: I can’t help it! Will you –
Popsicle: -don’t ask what I think you’re going to ask –
Allie: -be my valentine?!?
Allie: Why not?
Popsicle: You’re distracting me from my mission.
Allie: Everyone deserves a little fun.
Popsicle: grrr….I don’t know.
Popsicle: …I guess.
Allie: YAAAAAY!!!! YAY YAY YAY!
Popsicle: Take it down a notch, Allie.
Allie: I can’t. I’m too excited. HUG ME!
Awwww, how sweet.