Monday, July 27, 2015

The Bathtub.



Welp, that's pretty much where I'm at right now. I'm either going to clean the bathtub, or see if I can make a low budget horror film out of it. Because cleaning is stupid. 

Feel free to leave me your cleaning horror stories below, which I will use as ammunition when I tell Boyfriend I'm not that bad, see?

Monday, July 20, 2015

Heat Wave

How are things with me, you ask? Well, in case you haven't noticed, in some parts of the country, it's rather hot out.


And Boyfriend, you wonder?

 
 Like I said...


...hot. 

I have no energy to do anything but sit. Which isn't dramatically different from usual, I guess. How are you all keeping cool? 

Monday, July 13, 2015

Reality TV: Kitty Edition

Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:
survivor with cats

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION
american idol with cats

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 


KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)
keeping up with the kardashians cats
I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"
Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!
amazing race with cats

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL


Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Happy Fourth!

So, I hung out by a pool this weekend. And I'm proud to announce that I DID, in fact, use sunscreen. However, it was a spray can and I applied it myself, so of course, there was blotchiness. And since I was out of town, I didn't really have time to do any drawings last night. Long story short, here:

In my defense, nothing. 
Did you all have a good weekend?

Monday, June 29, 2015

Cat Swap!

Boyfriend recently said this to me:

I'm sure that's what he meant.

So today I present:


Meet Gia, a twentysomething blogger with Kitty.

Who isn't, amirite??
And here's RandomGirl with her cat, SweetPea.


Watch Gia and RandomGirl switch pets for a week!

At Gia's apartment, things seem to be going well.






But at Random Girl's house, things are a different story.







A week later, they return to trade cats.




Sadly, Gia and RandomGirl swapped cats back. 


And Gia never got a full night of sleep again. The end!



Sunday, June 21, 2015

Another Grumble Shower

Technically it's Boyfriend's good blog idea. Oh well.


Shower games. NO. I should be more back to normalish next week.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Throwback Thursday: How to Open a Bottle of Wine

Throwback Thursday: Because wine is right. Always.
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As some of you may recall, Boyfriend and I are collecting wine corks.

We’ve made decent progress. We’re doing everything we can.



So I thought I’d give you some dos and don’ts for how to open a bottom of wine.

DO: Unscrew the top*
*For screw-top wines



DO use a wine opener
  
Preserve the cork. DON’T break it into pieces.

DON’T break the wine opener

If you broke the wine opener, then DON’T use a screwdriver and hammer

And definitely DON’T use your teeth.

Also DON’T try to break it open.
The wine will fall into the bowl, we'll strain the pieces of glass out and voila! Genius, no?
In conclusion, DO have an extra wine opener handy.


And now you know the right way to open a bottle of wine! What’s the weirdest way you’ve opened one?