Monday, February 1, 2016

The Aftermath

Remember how there was a blizzard last week? Well, this was its aftermath:

How does it get so dirty so quickly?!

Monday, January 25, 2016

Blizzard 2016

Yeah guys, we got slammed by the snowstorm this weekend. It's been rough. 

Yep, Boyfriend and I had to cancel our plans, which makes me cranky. I suppose I had it a bit easier than he did, though.

Yes, Boyfriend's puppy refused to poo all day. It's been very stressful for him. 

So I've been hanging out on my couch with my wine and kitty, and Boyfriend's been going outside regularly where it's dark, cold, and snowing sideways. Womp womp.  

Anyway, I hope those of you on the east coast survived the storm!

Monday, January 18, 2016

Three Day Weekend!

How I think I'll spend my extra day off:

What actually happens:

(Yes, I know I'm obsessed with my cat. Thanks.)

Monday, January 11, 2016

Yawn. Sorry.

It's been a weekend, you guys. 

Hope you all had a good weekend! If anyone needs me, I'll be napping on the couch. 

Monday, January 4, 2016

New Year's Resolutions, 2016

Yep, it's that time of year, to reflect on how I still can't do a pull up and make new resolutions that will probably last at least a week or so. This year's resolution?

So,  I've come to realize that I've slowly been drinking more and more lately.

So it's time to cut back, sigh. 

So I'm gonna stop drinking during the work week (again). Weekends are still drinking time though. 

Anyone else cutting back  on the booze this winter?

Monday, December 21, 2015

Santa and the Naughty Elf, Revisited

Remember Santa and the Naughty Elf from a few years ago? I thought it'd be fun to check in and see how they're doing this year. 

It's not that Gia Elf isn't happy for Santa Boyfriend, it's just that Santa Boyfriend needs to be a little more sensitive to the fact that not everyone skips a meal and loses 6 pounds.

Gia Elf is sure the cookies are unrelated to the weight loss. They're magical Christmas cookies.

She'll be a fun addition to the sleigh this year!

So Santa Boyfriend and Gia Elf tackled present delivery as a couples activity, and they both loved it. 

And they had the best Christmas ever. 

All the presents got delivered. And then Santa took a nap for 45 days. 

Merry Christmas!

Monday, December 14, 2015

Baby It's Hot Outside

So, the east coast is currently having some unseasonably warm weather. 

Therefore, I'd like to present a twist on an old holiday date rapey classic:

Baby It's Hot Outside

I really can't stay 
Baby it's warm outside
I've got to go away 
Baby it's hot out there
This evening has been so very nice
It's hot as hell, you need some ice

My kitty will start to worry 
It's too hot to pet something so furry
Kitty will be pacing the floor 
Listen to the air conditioner roar
So really I'd better scurry 
Chunky monkey, please don't hurry
Maybe just a drink or six more 
Put some netflix on while I pour

The neighbors might think 
Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink? 
Global warming is mad out there
I wish I knew how 
you're getting sweaty now
To cool myself down 
 Don't you have a summer nightgown?

I ought to say no, no, no 
Mind if I turn the air up?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
 What's the sense of sweating inside?
I really can't stay 
 Baby don't hold out
Ah, but it's hot outside

I've got to get home 
Oh, baby, there's no breeze out there
Say, lend me your fan 
It's a hundred degrees out there
You've really been grand 
 Sweat when you touch my hand
Why don't you see 
How can you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be talk tomorrow 
Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied 
If you overheated and died
I really can't stay 
Get over that hold out
Ah, but it's warm outside
Oh, baby, it's hot outside
Oh, baby, it's hot outside

Genius, I know. Apologies for the lack of art on this one. I got my new macbook (hooray!!) but I'm having some trouble making paintbrush work and open my images properly (grumble grumble).