Monday, March 27, 2017

Spring Cleaning

Me, this weekend:



jokes on you: i didn't clean it last year, either. 
Did I see Beauty and the Beast this week? MAYBE.



Yep. Had some houseguests visit this weekend, so I had to actually ~clean~ my apartment this weekend, beyond my usually monthly half-assed vacuuming and pushing dust around with a wet tissue. Oh, the humanity!

Monday, March 20, 2017

Snow Day(s)!

Well guys, I got my snow day. 


It's been unseasonably cold and snowy all week, and there's been a chill in my apartment that Kitty and I can't shake.


Kitty has a pretty good way of dealing with this.



Yep, hanging out on top of my old fashioned heaters. 






Have you hugged your heater today?


Here's hoping spring comes soon!

Monday, March 13, 2017

Forecast

So this happened this weekend:


Sorry kitty.

got you covered, girl!


I'm on the east coast, where a fairly large blizzard is due tonight/Tuesday. Normally I'm against mid-March snow, but since I can't do anything about it, I'm giddy. Maybe it has to do with this:


I'm feeling pretty confident I won't be going to work on Tuesday. I already have my day planned. 


Should be fun. Good luck my fellow east coast bloggers!

Monday, March 6, 2017

Is this real life?


In case this is needed, let me note that I *know* there could be legit reasons for a senator to meet with the russian ambassador, and that in and of itself is not controversial. I know that. Multiple people meeting and lying to cover it up though.... smells fishy.





What's happening is the US right now is total and absolute bonkers, and Boyfriend and I are having a hard time pretending everything is ok, mainly because NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL AT ALL. 

(And I'm not only talking about the russia stuff; that's just the most recent/current thing happening as of Saturday afternoon.)

This is going to be a rough four years indeterminate amount of time, especially for those who care about our most vulnerable populations. Gah. 

Has anyone else felt chronically stressed since the election of the clown-child? 


Monday, February 27, 2017

Monday, February 20, 2017

Kiddies and Kitties

Consider this the sequel to last month's preggo coworker post.



Most of the coworkers I chat with have young kids, so convos around the office inevitably center on them. 

You're probably thinking, "Oh no, this is going to turn into a trite 'childless person hates hearing about peoples' kids post." But you're wrong. I don't mind their kid stories. That's not the problem at all. 








I hold it in for as long as I can, you guys. But I'm pretty sure *I'm* actually the awful coworker who can't stop from redirecting any conversation back to her cat. 



Ugh, I'm the worst

Monday, February 13, 2017

Valentine's Day Rap

Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I'm re-sharing this awesome rap from last year. Mostly because a. I'm a super talented lady rapper and b. it's all still super relevant (unfortunately even the trump stuff grumble grumble.) So, enjoy. Or not. 






oh god this verse held up TOO WELL



  
Yay bad poetry for Boyfriend!