Monday, August 19, 2019

Fire bad. Fire...good?

Busy weekend. Doing conspiracy stuff  work and stuff (read: playing my old nintendo 64). Here's a fun throwback:

The scene this weekend:

I am very dramatic.

His pets are offended, as usual. They are also very dramatic. 

Dragon pets! If only.

Anyway, no, he didn't get one of those dumb fancy Elon Musk flamethrowers. He got a normal functional one to get rid of weeds growing in between rocks in his backyard. 

10/10 would recommend

Anyhoo, if anyone is looking for a gift for that special someone....get em a flamethrower. 

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Conspiracy Theories

Oh come on you guys, you KNOW there are some serious shenanigans going on with the Epstein "suicide" on Saturday morning. Don't worry, Boyfriend and I will get to the bottom of it. 

Monday, August 5, 2019

Small Talk Ideas

Another busy weekend, so he's a still-relevant one from last year. Enjoy!

As I've mentioned before, I think Trump is a dumpster fire clown fascist and things in this country are going very badly. 

However, like lots of families, some of my relatives disagree. Some are trump supporters, some think hillary literally killed vince foster and some just like to start shit. Others are very conservative catholics who think abortion is the only policy issue that matters. 

I had to attend a birthday party with them all this weekend, which is always a struggle. Because this: 

Points for not bringing up Trump, right??

Monday, July 15, 2019


They're just not great together 

Hope everyone is having a great summer! See you in a week or so!