Thursday, October 23, 2014

Throwback Thursday: Getting Up Early on the Weekend Should be ILLEGAL.

Throwback Thursday: Because I have to wake up early this weekend again and I HATE IT SO MUCH. 
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I had to get up early this weekend for a work thing. REALLY early.


My alarm went off  at 5:20. AM.


Sorry, everyone. Being tired makes me cranky.

Anyway Boyfriend had slept over the night before and got to wake up with me.


I got up and showered, and by the time I was done Boyfriend was up and getting ready to go.

fuck him.



So yeah.  The work event was fun, but I really hate getting up early on the weekend.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Cat Costumes

As you know, I'm super excited about the idea of dressing kitty up for Halloween. In fact, I've come up with a couple new costume ideas. 

Ghost cat!

Pro: that's a lazy cat costume. Con: You might bother the real ghost cat. Next!

Magician cat!

Kitty will have to learn tricks for this one! Unfortunately, kitty is not super motivated. Next!


PUMPKIN CAT!!

Yep, this is the one.



 Pumpkin costumes are quite forgiving, for both of us. I think we have a winner.

Monday, October 20, 2014

Blogcast 36: Short and Yelly



Sorry, we got a little behind in the podcasting. Here's one from around October 10th ish. The one from this weekend will be up Friday.

I don't remember too much about it, but I know it's kind of short and Boyfriend gets yelly about stuff. Enjoy! 


here

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Throwback Thursday: Salem Witch Trials

Throwback Thursday: It's October. Yay Halloween themed posts!
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(a retelling by Mayor Gia)

In the spirit of Halloween, I’ve decided to retell the Salem Witch Trials. 

Back in 1692, a couple of girls decided it would be fun to start spreading foul and odious lies about people in their village.








 Poor Gia was accused of witchcraft, and brought before a judge.  The judge also happened to be her Boyfriend.  He was somewhat intimidated by her and her trendy hat and multiple cats.





Me, bitter? What?


So poor Gia was burned at the stake.

And Boyfriend thought he was free.


But Boyfriend was not that lucky.







So that’s how I like to think the Salem Witch Trials happened. I like this version much better than the real story, where a bunch of innocent women were murdered because bitches be cray.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Someone Has a Birthday Coming Up...

...and that someone is me. 









There you have it. Castle now, kitties and ponies to come. 

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Questions: The Exciting Conclusion (Part II)

 And we’re back! The first half is here. Time for more questions and answers:

26. The reason I started blogging?
Boyfriend encouraged me.



27. Fears?
SO MANY.

Let's see. Mormon wives:

Boyfriend (or me, for that matter) falling into large holes:


Zombie sluts. Always zombie sluts:


A variety of other horrors: 

And of course, ghost cat:



28. Last thing that made you cry?
It turns out someone is a liiiiiiittle pmssy as we speak, so it wasn’t anything major. I got teary over an internet video. Those are stupid. Whatever.
  
29. Last time you said you loved someone?
Question 2.

30. Meaning behind the name of your blog?
Boyfriend said I lived in crazytown and I said look buddy, if I live in crazytown then I’m the goddamn mayor of crazytown.

31. Last book you read?
I got a free book from my amazon prime account, “Paper Magician.” It was a nice easy young adult book read. Like watching a sitcom (it wasn’t laugh out loud funny, but that much brain power needed.)

32. Book you are currently reading?
Salt sugar fat by Michael Moss. It’s interesting and free thanks to this newfangled thing called ‘libraries.” It’s about the history of processed foods. Makes me crave ramen.

33. Last show you watched?
Just watched last night’s SNL. It was alright. Football is on now.

34. Last person you talked to?
My mom.

35. The relationship between you and the person you just texted?
Boyfriend! He said “Benadryl those fuckers.” The children in the apartment above me woke us up early this morning.

36. Favorite food?
Fries. No wait, cheese. No wait, popcorn!!!! No wait….



37. Place you want to visit?
I don’t know. Somewhere warm.

38. Last place you were?
My couch.

39.  Do you have a crush?
Boyfriend! I guess it’s no longer a crush if I’m with him, right?

40. Last time you kissed someone?
Last night *wiggles eyebrows*

41. Last time you were insulted?
When’s the last time I saw Boyfriend? Oh, last night.

Though the last time it actually bothered me was the pms episode a couple of months ago….


42. Favorite flavor of sweet?
WINE! Does wine count? If not wine, then appletinis. Mostly wine.

43. What instruments do you play?
I feel like I could really rock the triangle, if given enough training.

44. Favorite piece of jewelry?
Something Boyfriend gave me.

45. Last sport you played?
Competitive sitting.



46. Last song you sang?
Uhhhh....let's say this:



47. Favorite chat up line?
Is that a british phrase? It sounds british.

48. Have you ever used it?
Sorry, I forgot to answer. I don’t have a favorite “chat up” line.

49.  Last time you hung out with anyone?
I’m hanging out with kitty right now. She’s on my lap. It’s wonderful.

*update* A dog barked on the television and she scrambled to get away. I might be bleeding.

*second update* Yes, definitely bleeding.

50. Who should answer these questions next?
Hey hey Janie and Pickleope! Since you guys are possibly the only people listening to our podcast (butnotreallyihope), you win the prize of being picked for this survey! Enjoy!


(And again, if you're reading this, pick one and answer in the comments!)