Monday, August 20, 2018

Small Talk.

As I've mentioned before, I think Trump is a dumpster fire clown fascist and things in this country are going very badly. 

However, like lots of families, some of my relatives disagree. Some are trump supporters, some think hillary literally killed vince foster and some just like to start shit. Others are very conservative catholics who think abortion is the only policy issue that matters. 

I had to attend a birthday party with them all this weekend, which is always a struggle. Because this: 






Points for not bringing up Trump, right??

Monday, August 13, 2018

Throwback: Reality Cat

Hiya - I had kind of a crazy weekend, so I didn't get a chance to make a new post. 

Here's one from a few years ago that's worth a second read. Enjoy!

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Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:
survivor with cats

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION
american idol with cats

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 


KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)
keeping up with the kardashians cats
I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"
Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!
amazing race with cats

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL


Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...

Monday, August 6, 2018

Sicko

So, I was on vacation and then Boyfriend was away yadda yadda but now he's back and we're reunited, right? NOPE.



The type of victim-blaming I can get behind 




Thoughts and prayers, Boyfriend.

Monday, July 30, 2018

I'm Baaaaack!

She is an ANGEL.


WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY



Ok ok, maybe Boyfriend's trip just happened to coincide with my rashy return. Who knows. 

 But seriously, does anyone else get rash/hives at the beach??

Monday, July 23, 2018

Throwback: Back from Vacation

I didn't get back til Sunday night, so no time for a new post this week. Here's a throwback from when I got home last year. Enjoy!


It was nice to go to the beach for a week, but I'm happy to be home. There were things I missed. 



Yeah, it's pretty traumatic for me for everyone when I leave kitty. 


She's not a bitch; she's assertive. 
Yeah, Kitty had a few issues with the way she was treated this week. 

She's very particular about what food goes in what bowl

She's also very particular about belly petting

She's very particular about her window seat. Perhaps you're sensing a pattern here. 



I've humbly apologized to Kitty. I think she's on her way to forgiving me. 


Monday, July 9, 2018

Boyfriend Gets a Flamethrower

The scene this weekend:


I am very dramatic.




His pets are offended, as usual. They are also very dramatic. 


Dragon pets! If only.

Anyway, no, he didn't get one of those dumb fancy Elon Musk flamethrowers. He got a normal functional one to get rid of weeds growing in between rocks in his backyard. 

10/10 would recommend

Anyhoo, if anyone is looking for a gift for that special someone....get em a flamethrower. 

[Totally unrelated housekeeping update: as you may notice, the blog looks a bit different. I'll be freshening it up/simplifying the layout a bit over the summer, so expect to see more changes. Let me know if you have feedback on it!]