Monday, August 22, 2016

Throwback Post: Red

I'm coming back from vacation today. Here's a throwback post that i'm guessing will more than likely be appropriate. Whoopsies!


I tried, you guys! I really did. 

I burned the back of my legs badly. Sitting is a problem.

It takes a minute to register...

And I can't even complain to Boyfriend because this happened the last time I got burned

(But let's be honest, that didn't really stop me.)

See? A silver lining! Instead he can spray solarcaine all over me. 
 Anyone else get burned this weekend? Fess up!

Monday, August 8, 2016

Polling Polling Polls

Two weeks ago:

polling from fivethirtyeight, according to memory. 



I know the polls won't stay like this forever, but good god they're enjoyable right now. 

Monday, August 1, 2016

The Giant Zucchini

Farmer Boyfriend has a small vegetable garden in his backyard. 

oh hush.

Anyway, he brought me a present this weekend. 

Seriously, I should have taken a good photo of it. It was about the size of my cat. Probably 8 pounds. No joke. 

So I googled recipes on Saturday to figure out what to do with it. 

I decided on a zucchini egg bake. You shred the zucchini in a food processor, fry it a little on the stovetop, and bake with eggs and cheese. 

So on Sunday morning, I began my work. 

But do you know how long it takes to shred and fry that much zucchini? I had to do it in batches. Many, many batches. 

(I should note that the kitchen is the hottest room in my apartment in the summer, even without turning both the stovetop and oven on.) I don't want to say I was "hysterical" by the fourth batch, but things weren't looking great. 

Finally, after many hours of cooking and sweating and washing dishes, the zucchini bake was done. 

You guys can probably see this coming, can't you?

Yep. Goddamnit, that's what I get for trying. 

Monday, July 18, 2016


By now, most of you have probably heard that Trump's VP is Mike Pence, and they released a logo together. 

They've tried to scrub the internet of the real logo, so I had to redraw it from memory. 

...Just kidding. They did it take it off their website, but its everywhere. 

Boyfriend and I saw it on Friday.

I'd make a "penetrating logo" joke, but everyone got there first. 

Best tweet ever.

Brace yourselves, everyone. This wild nightmare of an election is just getting started...

Monday, July 11, 2016

The Wedding.

As I mentioned some months ago, my friend asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. Well, the wedding was this weekend! I survived. It was fun, but exhausting. 

The worst part? Definitely the all the photos. 

Hey, who doesn't want to take photos when you're all dressed up, amirite?

Well, it turns out there's a limit to how many photos one can take, no matter how rockin' their hair is. 

It didn't help that the photographer was a bit of an asshole. 

Photos are exhausting. We took a bunch at the hotel, and then at the church, and then at the reception site. 

Yep, we had to go outside where it was about 300% humidity and just very...wet. 

Too. Many. Kids.

Anyway, the photos finally ended and we all got to go enjoy the reception and the four hour hard liquor open bar.