Monday, March 12, 2018

No, this is not about the porn star payoff scandal plaguing the clownstick in the oval office. 

Here, let me tell you about last week in verse:

There once was a girl named Gia
Who lived in an apartment with her Kitty
A storm came real bad
It made them real sad
And the electricity decided to quitty. 

Yep I lost power. It sucked. What about Boyfriend, you ask?

Gia's Boyfriend lived a few miles away
And his power stayed on - hooray!
But the snow there fell worse
And it made Boyfriend curse 
And now he wants to move far away.

Hope my fellow east coasters fared alright!

Monday, March 5, 2018

Living Like Kings

Big news, everyone.

You guys don't understand. This is what the bed is like when I'm at Boyfriend's house:

Remember, the leg issue?

And this is what it's like now:
Yes, crowns.

It's glorious, you guys. GLORIOUS. 

My only beef is that there's SO much space, it's harder to cuddle. I have to "swim" over to Boyfriend's side and and back. Sigh. I'm working on a contingency plan though. 

Monday, February 26, 2018

Fix my kitty.

Let me be clear. I love my cat. 

Seriously, she is my favorite item in my apartment. 

But...I'm a little frustrated. Boyfriend's cats are like this:

And my sister's cats are like this:

seriously the one cat just melts into her

But my cat is like this:

I'm considering turning off the heat in my apartment. The only time she does hang with me is during the night in the winter. Honestly, I'm 80% convinced it's just because it's dark out. 

Anyone ever have luck making their cats cuddlier? 

Monday, February 19, 2018

President's Day 2018

Happy President's Day! Hope you have off work too. Enjoy the throwback!

Well, at least we got the day off from work. Happy President's Day!

Monday, January 29, 2018

No, YOU'RE irrational.

Actual convo between me and Boyfriend this week:

Don't worry guys, I've forgiven Boyfriend for not apologizing for dream-cheating on me. He better not do it again.