Monday, July 9, 2018

Boyfriend Gets a Flamethrower

The scene this weekend:


I am very dramatic.




His pets are offended, as usual. They are also very dramatic. 


Dragon pets! If only.

Anyway, no, he didn't get one of those dumb fancy Elon Musk flamethrowers. He got a normal functional one to get rid of weeds growing in between rocks in his backyard. 

10/10 would recommend

Anyhoo, if anyone is looking for a gift for that special someone....get em a flamethrower. 

[Totally unrelated housekeeping update: as you may notice, the blog looks a bit different. I'll be freshening it up/simplifying the layout a bit over the summer, so expect to see more changes. Let me know if you have feedback on it!]

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Baby you're a....

.....fiiiiiiiirework!

I tried to post this on Monday like usual, but I lost internet for a few days, which was pretty traumatic. I will be accepting your thoughts and prayers throughout the weekend. 

Anyway, happy Fourth of July, everyone. From our pets to yours. 




Monday, June 18, 2018

Everything Sucks.




This. Is. Nazi. Shit.



I really can't deal with the fact that we're committing human rights violations by separating children and parents at the border.  And I don't even *like* kids, so you know that if I think it's bad, it must be fucking horrible. 

Unfortunately, there's....not much we can do about it.  Check out https://familiesbelong.org/, they organized protests last week and might be doing more activism. Give to the ACLU. Vote for people who want to #AbolishICE. Leave other things to do in the comments. 

Oh and always this:


Fuck that little troll jeff sessions, too. 

Monday, June 11, 2018

Monday, June 4, 2018

Mosquit-NO

As most of you know, I get destroyed by mosquitos in the summer.



(This background is important for the next part of the story.)

I was sitting in a work meeting, having a conversation about an outdoor event that will take place at dusk in June. My coworker dropped this comment:


In that moment, my world changed. 




Did you all know about this too?? HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME??!?

Anyway, I told Boyfriend too, so this happened the next time I went over his house:


The more bracelets, the better. In fact, I'm going to load up and report back this summer. I'm feeling pretty invincible.