Friday, August 30, 2013

DARD Summer Update

Me: Hey Ducky! How’s Ducks Against Raping Ducks?
Me: Uhh why are you yelling?
Me: About what?
Ducky: That you’ve figured out how to do polls! I want to do a duck rape poll!
Me: Um, okay. Please don’t ask me to ask my readers if they’ve ever raped a duck. I may not be emotionally prepared for their answers
Ducky: No silly. Ask them how they feel about duck rape.
Me: Here goes:

How do you feel about duck rape?

Not sure how that last one snuck in there.

Me: Let’s hope my readers aren’t total degenerates, Ducky.
Ducky: Uhoh. I should have thought this through.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Orange is the New Black

Boyfriend recently got Netflix, which is awesome because I love it when he gets stuff I can mooch off of. So we started watching Orange is the New Black. We binged on the first three episodes in one sitting.

I watched the one where she was starved out and I was not okay with it.
Boyfriend eventually fell asleep because that’s his normal schedule. I watched one more episode.

I can’t wait to watch the rest of the season. No one give me any spoilers, please!! It’s already taking everything in my power not to Wikipedia it.

Monday, August 26, 2013

I Didn't Have Air Conditioning and It Was Bullshit

As you may have seen if you follow me on twitter or facebook, I didn’t have air conditioning all last week (my building was installing new units). It was the worst thing.

On Monday:


True story. Boyfriend told me I have my own weather system. I must be magical. 

I went to the movies with Boyfriend


I turned off the lights, sat in the dark, and gave up.


So yeah, I survived. I’m probably like, the toughest person you know.

Friday, August 23, 2013

My Favorite Things!

I posted this real texting between Boyfriend and me on facebook awhile ago:

Me: How was golf?
Boyfriend: I won! Me: YAY! There's nothing I like better than when u do good at golf
Me: Except maybe french fries
Me: Oh and les mis. But that's it!
Boyfriend: Um, aren't you forgetting something? Me: Cats? 
Me: Napping?
Me: I also have strong feelings about cheese. But stronger feelings about you! Mwah!
Boyfriend: it was napping.

In conclusion, I'm really romantic and probably deserve some kind of award. Also, this conversation made me want to sing:

Did I mention kittens? 



Note: this list was not all inclusive. I also love ducks and money and my iphone and french fries and pie. 

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Thor: A Review

Last weekend, Boyfriend and I watched Thor. Boyfriend had seen it already and we had both seen The Avengers, so I kind of knew what was up. I liked it. 

I had become a Loki fan whilst watching The Avengers

I have a problem.
Now I want to see Thor 2.