DARD Summer Update

Me: Hey Ducky! How’s Ducks Against Raping Ducks?

Ducky: HI GIA HOW’S IT GOING?

Me: Uhh why are you yelling?

Ducky: I’M NOT YELLING I’M JUST EXCITED!!!1

Me: About what?

Ducky: That you’ve figured out how to do polls! I want to do a duck rape poll!

Me: Um, okay. Please don’t ask me to ask my readers if they’ve ever raped a duck. I may not be emotionally prepared for their answers

Ducky: No silly. Ask them how they feel about duck rape.

Me: Here goes:

How do you feel about duck rape?

Not sure how that last one snuck in there.

Me: Let’s hope my readers aren’t total degenerates, Ducky.

Ducky: Uhoh. I should have thought this through.

Orange is the New Black

Boyfriend recently got Netflix, which is awesome because I love it when he gets stuff I can mooch off of. So we started watching Orange is the New Black. We binged on the first three episodes in one sitting.

I watched the one where she was starved out and I was not okay with it.

Boyfriend eventually fell asleep because that’s his normal schedule. I watched one more episode.

I can’t wait to watch the rest of the season. No one give me any spoilers, please!! It’s already taking everything in my power not to Wikipedia it.

I Didn't Have Air Conditioning and It Was Bullshit

As you may have seen if you follow me on twitter or facebook, I didn’t have air conditioning all last week (my building was installing new units). It was the worst thing.

On Monday:

Tuesday:

True story. Boyfriend told me I have my own weather system. I must be magical. 

Wednesday:

I went to the movies with Boyfriend

Thursday:

I turned off the lights, sat in the dark, and gave up.

Friday:

So yeah, I survived. I’m probably like, the toughest person you know.

My Favorite Things!

I posted this real texting between Boyfriend and me on facebook awhile ago:

Me: How was golf?
Boyfriend: I won! Me: YAY! There's nothing I like better than when u do good at golf
Me: Except maybe french fries
Me: Oh and les mis. But that's it!
Boyfriend: Um, aren't you forgetting something? Me: Cats? 
Me: Napping?
Me: I also have strong feelings about cheese. But stronger feelings about you! Mwah!
Boyfriend: it was napping.

In conclusion, I'm really romantic and probably deserve some kind of award. Also, this conversation made me want to sing:

Did I mention kittens? 

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Note: this list was not all inclusive. I also love ducks and money and my iphone and french fries and pie. 

Thor: A Review

Last weekend, Boyfriend and I watched Thor. Boyfriend had seen it already and we had both seen The Avengers, so I kind of knew what was up. I liked it. 

I had become a Loki fan whilst watching The Avengers

I have a problem.

Now I want to see Thor 2.