Monday, July 18, 2016


By now, most of you have probably heard that Trump's VP is Mike Pence, and they released a logo together. 

They've tried to scrub the internet of the real logo, so I had to redraw it from memory. 

...Just kidding. They did it take it off their website, but its everywhere. 

Boyfriend and I saw it on Friday.

I'd make a "penetrating logo" joke, but everyone got there first. 

Best tweet ever.

Brace yourselves, everyone. This wild nightmare of an election is just getting started...

Monday, July 11, 2016

The Wedding.

As I mentioned some months ago, my friend asked me to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. Well, the wedding was this weekend! I survived. It was fun, but exhausting. 

The worst part? Definitely the all the photos. 

Hey, who doesn't want to take photos when you're all dressed up, amirite?

Well, it turns out there's a limit to how many photos one can take, no matter how rockin' their hair is. 

It didn't help that the photographer was a bit of an asshole. 

Photos are exhausting. We took a bunch at the hotel, and then at the church, and then at the reception site. 

Yep, we had to go outside where it was about 300% humidity and just very...wet. 

Too. Many. Kids.

Anyway, the photos finally ended and we all got to go enjoy the reception and the four hour hard liquor open bar. 

Monday, July 4, 2016


For those in the US: Happy Fourth of July to you and your pets, who may or may not believe that fireworks signal the end of the world. 

Yes, both those pictures are old. Sorry. New posts next week!