|Originally created for a "draw a tiny manatee" contest.|
Me: Hi, Melissa!
Melissa: Hi Gia! Do you have any chocolate?
Me: Uh, what?
Melissa: Chocolate. You know, CHOCK-O-LAT-TE.
Me: …are you sure you’re supposed to be eating chocolate?
Melissa: What the hell is THAT supposed to mean?
Me: No no, not that –
Melissa: I’m PMSsy, you know. Bloated.
Melissa: AND PISSY! Do you have chocolate?
Me: Well, yes. I just wasn’t sure if it was good for manatees…
Melissa: Look, I’m a sea-cow. Do you really think some chocolate is gonna hurt me?
Melissa: Good answer. Pony up.
Me: Okay okay. Sheesh. Anything else I can help you with.
Melissa: Midol and a heating pad?
Me: You’re UNDERWATER, Melissa.
Melissa: Don’t judge me.