Living Like Kings

Big news, everyone.

You guys don't understand. This is what the bed is like when I'm at Boyfriend's house:

Remember, the leg issue?

And this is what it's like now:

Yes, crowns.

It's glorious, you guys. GLORIOUS. 

My only beef is that there's SO much space, it's harder to cuddle. I have to "swim" over to Boyfriend's side and and back. Sigh. I'm working on a contingency plan though. 

The Snow Adventure

If you read Monday’s post, you know Boyfriend and I ran into some weather trouble this weekend. Let’s talk about that.

We went down to seaside house on Friday. We knew the weather for Sunday was sketchy, so we checked the forecast.

Honestly, I kind of thought Boyfriend was being a little overly cautious, but I didn’t mind.

So we headed out around 11 am, where a couple of adorable flurries were falling.

But conditions quickly deteriorated.

*one hour later *

Four hours+ after we got on the road, Boyfriend took a random exit to get to a fast food joint so we could use the bathroom and get some food.  And then I saw it.

So that’s how Boyfriend and I spent the night getting drunk in a hotel instead of sitting in a massive snowy traffic jam for 6 more hours.

My Favorite Things!

I posted this real texting between Boyfriend and me on facebook awhile ago:

Me: How was golf?
Boyfriend: I won! Me: YAY! There's nothing I like better than when u do good at golf
Me: Except maybe french fries
Me: Oh and les mis. But that's it!
Boyfriend: Um, aren't you forgetting something? Me: Cats? 
Me: Napping?
Me: I also have strong feelings about cheese. But stronger feelings about you! Mwah!
Boyfriend: it was napping.

In conclusion, I'm really romantic and probably deserve some kind of award. Also, this conversation made me want to sing:

Did I mention kittens? 

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Note: this list was not all inclusive. I also love ducks and money and my iphone and french fries and pie. 

Then Boyfriend Electrocuted Me

So, I’ve been having some bad muscle/neck pain lately. I’ve been getting some quick massages, which helps. Boyfriend also enjoys rubbing my shoulders when he comes over.

Anyhoo, Boyfriend recently saw a groupon for an electronic pulse massager and got it for me.

It arrived last weekend. Here’s a photo:

Essentially it was shaped like a small ipod, and attached to two electrode pads. It also came with slippers for massaging your feet.

To be honest, I had been a little concerned about hooking myself up to electrodes and sending pulses through my body.

So I tried it.

Boyfriend encouraged me to try all six modes.

The last one is a combination of the previous 5. So you don’t know when it’s fine and when it’s about to turn painful. I sense this is a problem.

Has anyone else tried this torture device massager? [And to be fair, the product totally worked. In a terrifying, awful way.]