Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving 2014!

Happy Thanksgiving AND throwback Thursday! I know I've shared this a bunch of times before, but really, there's no way I could make a better Thanksgiving post. If you haven't read it yet, enjoy!
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In 16somethingsomething, a bunch of Pilgrims came to America.

Yay, religious tolerance! How nice!

They brought supplies with them to get through the first winter in America.

They were in trouble.  But then the pilgrims met the natives.

The pilgrims didn’t really understand the native people or their ways.

The pilgrims were also kind of jerks.

Things started to look pretty bleak for the pilgrims. Until...

The native americans shared their harvest, and the pilgrims survived.

 And they were super grateful. For a solid five minutes.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Monday, November 24, 2014


So, this happened this weekend.

Because I'm a motherfucking baking QUEEN.

Kitty always good for a distraction. So cute. 

#ComputerProblems, anyone else?

Monday, November 17, 2014

I'm Probably the Next Jane Fonda

I decided I should start moving around in an exercisey way, occasionally. After all, it's mid November and time to start thinking about those new year's resolutions.

I found a program on the internet to follow. It said beginner, but I think it lied.

Who thought of that stupid torture exercise, anyway?!?!

This shit is harder than it looks. I'm sore. 

Kitty doesn't need to work out, and she's FINE.

Monday, November 3, 2014

Cat Eating Halloween Monster

This year, I dressed up as something I had joked about last year:

Ok, the costume wasn’t nearly as cool looking in real life, but it WAS a dinosaur onesie.

I put it on to show Boyfriend and Kitty, and excitedly bounced into the living room.

we call this "foreshadowing"

I was NOT expecting what happened next.

Yes, kitty thought I was a real dinosaur (or that I was being attacked and eaten by a real dinosaur), fell off her cat perch, and broke my blinds on the way down. Then she went into full on scary kitty mode.

she sensed danger.
It was freaking hilarious.

Are we bad people? Maybe.

I quickly took off the costume to show her I was alive and well.

Eventually she kind of came around.

And that’s how I accidentally terrorized my cat on Halloween.