(yes, i'm using the same memorial day drawing as last year. don't judge me. it's hot out.)
Monday, May 30, 2016
Monday, May 23, 2016
Yep. My normally sweet sleepy princess kitty turns into a demon each spring, hell bent on destroying her personal source of hate:
Monday, May 16, 2016
A Douchebag, By the Numbers
Well, let's decide if we want to go there on the blog with a fun little trump Q&A!
Question: How many public offices did this assclown hold before running for president?
Answer: None. He's come to political prominence for his role in the racist anti-obama anti-knowledge "birther" movement.
Question: Oh right, he's a "business" man. How many businesses did he bankrupt?
Question: How many people does he want to deport?
Question: And he wants to ban all muslims from entering the US, of which there are how many worldwide?
Question: How many former presidents endorsed Trump?
Question: How many times did he talk about the size of his junk during a primary presidential debate?
Answer: Technically only one horrible, horrible time.
Question: According to politifact, what % of trump's statements are false, mostly false, or pants on fire?
Answer: 76%, which is honestly lower than I thought it'd be. Hillary & Bernie are both at about 30%, for the record.
Question: Anddd just for funsies: How much is he worth and what did he pay in taxes last year?
Answer: No one knows because he refused to release his tax returns.
Monday, May 9, 2016
The Woman's Curse
You probably think this is about the monthly curse of blood and pain that women experience for oh, 35 years or so. Nope. I'm talking about this woman's curse:
Yes. Baby and bridal showers. Thousands of dollars of gifts you're expected to shell out for a couple and/or a couple's baby, solely because you have a vagina. Hundreds of hours of watching someone open said gifts and pretending to give a shit. Dozens of stupid games you're expected to play.
The real woman's curse.
Monday, May 2, 2016
Games of Thrones Time!
Ok, so this post really only makes sense if you watched the Game of Thrones premiere last week. (But really, who DIDN'T watch the Game of Thrones premiere?!?)
|yes, we had to switch blankets so as not to clash with my costume.|
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