Yawn

You guys....I'm tired. I'm also in the middle of car shopping, so I've spent the past 15 hours in front of my computer doing research. And I miiiight be getting sick. Sigh. 

Anyway, sorry, no energy to do a new post today. However, in the spirit of the total laziness I feel, here's a throwback from a couple years ago. Enjoy!

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I'm sure you've all heard of fitbit, apple health app, and countless other health tracker/wearable devices. Well, for those with an active lifestyle, that's great. But what about the rest of us?

May I introduce to you...the BLOBBIT!

Keep up your sedentary lifestyle with this "anti fitbit" tracker that makes sure you're not doing too much!

Just like with fitbit, use the device to track your personal activity goals 

Right? Stop #netflixshaming.

The Blobbit HRM model tracks your heart rate to make sure you keep things nice and slow. 

Yep, hard to accidentally do any cardio with the Blobbit! In fact, it even tracks your standing time.

And if you actually try to work out, Blobbit is appropriately motivating. 

Man, I'm never gonna be able to do a pull up.

The Blobbit is only available online, of course. (This market doesn't go to stores very often.) Get yours today!

Living Like Kings

Big news, everyone.

You guys don't understand. This is what the bed is like when I'm at Boyfriend's house:

Remember, the leg issue?

And this is what it's like now:

Yes, crowns.

It's glorious, you guys. GLORIOUS. 

My only beef is that there's SO much space, it's harder to cuddle. I have to "swim" over to Boyfriend's side and and back. Sigh. I'm working on a contingency plan though. 

I think we're gonna need a bigger bed

Just another night at Boyfriend's house...

he's a big boy

Dream Crusher

So, this happened last week:

Poor Boyfriend. 

What could be the cause, you ask?

Honestly I know I usually draw animals WAY too big but I think I made these guys too small. They're HUGE. The gray one might be an ocelot. 

Boyfriend's monster cats. The cuddliest, cutest monster cats in the world. Do you guys sleep with pets? Kitty sleeps with me in the winter when she's not being a total bitch when she's in the mood. 

Yawn

YAWN. This is the fifth weekend in a row I've been out of town for something (vacation, multiple weddings, bachelorette party, etc.) 

I'm now going to sleep for 36 hours. You'll get a much better post next week. 

Saturdays.

My Saturday:

  

Good times. But then I chatted with Boyfriend. 

UGH. Overachievers. 

In my defense, I'm just trying to bond with kitty by engaging in her activities on the weekend. She's quite good at sleeping/sitting/texting/snapping at Boyfriend.

Gia vs Kitty, a Battle of Wills

Perhaps you guys remember that my cat had taken to waking me up around 5 am to feed her last May?

My solution was to buy a timed feeder and set it for 5 am, so my precious princess kitty can eat when she wants to.

After a brief period of adjustment, it's been working pretty smoothly. (Sure, kitty had that whole "smash self against the wall because i see a speck of light" thing going on, but I taped my shades shut and she's gotten over that.)

Anyway, kitty gets fed, Gia gets sleep, and everyone's happy.

Or at least, that's how it was. 

Suddenly, for the past four nights, this shit has started happened at 4:30 am.

Rolling over and/or yelling works for a few minutes. Then she comes back again and again.

So I either get up and manually open the feeder 15 minutes before it was set to open, or wake up repeatedly until it finally opens on its own.

I don't really want to start setting it earlier, because she's going to start demanding to eat in the middle of the night and then beg me for more food during the day. 

But, I want to sleep more. So I guess kitty wins this round. You want breakfast at 4:30 kitty? FINE. 

But then THIS shit happened a few hours later.

Yes, I literally jumped out of bed to yell at kitty.

Yawn. Sorry.

It's been a weekend, you guys. 

Hope you all had a good weekend! If anyone needs me, I'll be napping on the couch.