Having trouble getting up in the morning? Just buy yourself an Alarm Cat! It comes in two settings: the first crack of dawn or the first bird chirping!
Unlike normal alarm clocks that run out of batteries or won't work during a power outage, nothing stops Alarm Cat from doing its job!
And there's more! Alarm Cat 3000 comes with a snooze setting! Just drag your ass out of bed, feed it its morning meal, and go back to sleep for up to 20 minutes*
*or as long as it takes alarm cat to eat the food, clean itself, and demand more attention.
Alarm Cat 3000, order yours today!