Monday, May 11, 2015

Alarm Cat 3000

Introducing the state-of-the-art new and improved ALARM CAT 3000


Having trouble getting up in the morning? Just buy yourself an Alarm Cat! It comes in two settings: the first crack of dawn or the first bird chirping!




Unlike normal alarm clocks that run out of batteries or won't work during a power outage, nothing stops Alarm Cat from doing its job!



And there's more! Alarm Cat 3000 comes with a snooze setting! Just drag your ass out of bed, feed it its morning meal, and go back to sleep for up to 20 minutes*

*or as long as it takes alarm cat to eat the food, clean itself, and demand more attention.


Alarm Cat 3000, order yours today!

6 comments:

  1. This is why my cats aren't allowed in the bedroom. I like my cats, but I like sleep just a little bit more.

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  2. This is how you slowly, steadily become a cat lady. Soon, you'll tire of being the cat's sole focus of attention and you'll buy the cat a companion cat. You know, so the cat has a companion and stops bothering you. Soon, the companion cat needs a companion cat and so on and so on until you're chin deep in cats.

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  3. I think you need to listen to Pickleope V P.

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  4. That's how pets are so helpful.

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  5. Ah yes. I have so many un-fond memories like this from the time when I was a kitty-mamma.

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