Monday, May 11, 2015

Alarm Cat 3000

Introducing the state-of-the-art new and improved ALARM CAT 3000

Having trouble getting up in the morning? Just buy yourself an Alarm Cat! It comes in two settings: the first crack of dawn or the first bird chirping!

Unlike normal alarm clocks that run out of batteries or won't work during a power outage, nothing stops Alarm Cat from doing its job!

And there's more! Alarm Cat 3000 comes with a snooze setting! Just drag your ass out of bed, feed it its morning meal, and go back to sleep for up to 20 minutes*

*or as long as it takes alarm cat to eat the food, clean itself, and demand more attention.

Alarm Cat 3000, order yours today!


  1. This is why my cats aren't allowed in the bedroom. I like my cats, but I like sleep just a little bit more.

  2. This is how you slowly, steadily become a cat lady. Soon, you'll tire of being the cat's sole focus of attention and you'll buy the cat a companion cat. You know, so the cat has a companion and stops bothering you. Soon, the companion cat needs a companion cat and so on and so on until you're chin deep in cats.

  3. I think you need to listen to Pickleope V P.

  4. That's how pets are so helpful.

  5. Ah yes. I have so many un-fond memories like this from the time when I was a kitty-mamma.