Tis the Season!

Yes, this is a throwback. BUT, it's funny and I'm having a very busy month. Enjoy!

Interest piqued? We're looking at this:

Yep, Boyfriend's cat has a new trick: Getting on his roof. Why? Who the hell knows.

(Yeah, that part didn't happen.)

Anyway, if he WAS putting up Christmas decorations, it'd look just like this:

Tis the season!

Murder Cats: The Sleepy Edition

In this episode of Murder Cats, Boyfriend and I heard a mouse in the wall. 

How were his murderous cats reacting, you wonder? Like this:

Yep, Boyfriend's cats could not be bothered with the mouse inside his house. It might be time to rename the duo:

Fur Everywhere

Those of you with pets are probably familiar with this experience:

Tidying Up with Mayor Gia

I got into the konmari craze, you guys. 

Nice try, punk.

Foster Kitty, in Two Scenes

Hi all - I'm back but still kind of out of it, so you're getting a short but high quality post this week. 

Boyfriend has been fostering a little gray kitten for a couple of weeks now.  One night, he brought the kitten over to my place. I shall now depict these experiences in two scenes:

And scene 2:

My cat is a monster. Honestly, I didn't even KNOW cats could scream-hiss.  

Murder Cat Carols

How? And Also, Why?

Interest piqued? We're looking at this:

Yep, Boyfriend's cat has a new trick: Getting on his roof. Why? Who the hell knows.

(Yeah, that part didn't happen.)

Anyway, if he WAS putting up Christmas decorations, it'd look just like this:

Tis the season!

Murder Cats Update

As you may recall, Boyfriend's kitties have a....murderous tendency. You know, when they're not doing this:

So, time for a quick update on the Murder Cats. 

Yep, murder cats are at it again. If I didn't know better, I'd think they were plotting these kills. 

Throwback: Reality Cat

Hiya - I had kind of a crazy weekend, so I didn't get a chance to make a new post. 

Here's one from a few years ago that's worth a second read. Enjoy!

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Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 

KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)

I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"

Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL

Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...

Baby you're a....

.....fiiiiiiiirework!

I tried to post this on Monday like usual, but I lost internet for a few days, which was pretty traumatic. I will be accepting your thoughts and prayers throughout the weekend. 

Anyway, happy Fourth of July, everyone. From our pets to yours. 

Bloody Cat.

Anyone else's pets lose their mind when it gets nice out?

Big Cat, Big Dreams

You all know Boyfriend has two kitties and one is, uh, large. Possibly part ocelot. So this conversation ensued: 

And of course, we both starting imaging Archer in that famous Miley Cyrus video. Enjoy: 

But it also led me to answer the question "what's your dream job" and "what would you do if you had a million dollars? And the answer is: reshoot famous music videos with cats. Cats instead of Britney Spears in Oops I Did It Again. Cats instead of Christina, Lil kim, Pink, and Mya in Lady Marmalade. Cats instead of the Backstreet Boys in I Want It That Way. 

Guys, this idea is a winner. I feel it in my bones. I also imagine there's a good chance someone already came up with this, so I'm refusing to google it to keep the dream alive. 

Really, I only see one downside here: