Game of dragons

This, you guys. 

I apologize to any non-Game-of-Thrones-watching readers. (But seriously, get on that. You're missing out.)

Games of Thrones Time!

Ok, so this post really only makes sense if you watched the Game of Thrones premiere last week. (But really, who DIDN'T watch the Game of Thrones premiere?!?) 

yes, we had to switch blankets so as not to clash with my costume.

#bringjonsnowback, amirite?!

Reality TV: Kitty Edition

Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 

KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)

I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"

Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL

Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...

Orange is the New Black

Boyfriend recently got Netflix, which is awesome because I love it when he gets stuff I can mooch off of. So we started watching Orange is the New Black. We binged on the first three episodes in one sitting.

I watched the one where she was starved out and I was not okay with it.

Boyfriend eventually fell asleep because that’s his normal schedule. I watched one more episode.

I can’t wait to watch the rest of the season. No one give me any spoilers, please!! It’s already taking everything in my power not to Wikipedia it.

Game of Thrones is Back

Woohoo time for more Game of Thrones!   Boyfriend and I watched the premiere recently. It went like this:

I like Jaime. Forget about the incest thing. He's so sassy.

(I became a bit more obsessive than Boyfriend. Wikipedia is my friend.)

ihatehim

We watch the episodes a couple days after they air. It gives me time to scope out the parts I don't wanna watch. Yes, I am a baby.

We still don't know. Guys, WHY WAS EVERYONE DEAD?!

45 minutes later...

I told you. I like Jaime. 

Do you guys watch? Or was this post super hard to follow?