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Showing posts with label i love sugar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i love sugar. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Damnit Candy Corn

So, this is a repost from September 2012 because I feel very strongly about this topic still. I was going to try to whip up another post, but I decided this one is still pretty good and covers everything I have to say. 


Let’s talk about another addiction of mine. It’s not watching videos of puppies and kittens this time (though I still do that compulsively). It’s this:


You know what I mean right? The ones that are essentially all sugar? I LOVE the candy corn and candy pumpkins.

But not the “chocolate” candy corn bullshit.
bleh.
Anyhoo, this is a problem for a few reasons.

1. When I inevitably eat too many of them, I feel super sick.

2. Have you looked at their ingredients?
  
Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. But really, it’s sugar and chemicals. Fucking delicious sugar and chemicals.

3. How about their nutrition information?




Anyhoo, they make me feel terrible, they're terrible for me, and yet my mouth is watering whilst writing this post.

And you know what the worst part is? Because EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE, my food store starting displaying them in the beginning of August. I haven’t bought any (yet), but we’re still like a month and a half from Halloween!!

It’s just not fair. I even had a DREAM about this candy, guys. I’m not kidding.
Yes, yes you should.
Clearly, someone needs to do this:
They would have my business.
Who’s with me? Or who else is addicted to disgustingly bad-for-you yet indisputably delicious candy?

Monday, September 9, 2013

Birthday Cake Poll

As I wrote last week, it was Boyfriend’s birthday. So I had to make him a cake. Normally, I’m not half-bad at baking/decorating cakes. For some reason, I was just not feeling it last week.


This was essentially the content of my text messages to Boyfriend that night.
Here’s what the cake looked like:

It's all lumpy and misshapen. 
And here’s how it looked after I “decorated.”
 
This was actually my second or third attempt at writing on the cake. The frosting was not cooperative. 
And here's how I looked by the end of it:
Frosting everywhere. 

So I decided a birthday cake poll would be fun. 

What do you think of this birthday cake?