I'm Baaaack!

It was nice to go to the beach for a week, but I'm happy to be home. There were things I missed. 

Yeah, it's pretty traumatic for me for everyone when I leave kitty. 

She's not a bitch; she's assertive. 

Yeah, Kitty had a few issues with the way she was treated this week. 

She's very particular about what food goes in what bowl

She's also very particular about belly petting

She's very particular about her window seat. Perhaps you're sensing a pattern here. 

I've humbly apologized to Kitty. I think she's on her way to forgiving me. 

I Might Be Lactose Intolerant

 So, sometimes after I have dinner with Boyfriend, I get all congested. We’ve entertained the possibility of a wine allergy or chocolate allergy, but we’ve determined it’s not that. Recently, I tested the possibility of having an issue with gluten, but that wasn’t it either.

About a week ago, Boyfriend had an idea.

Um, that's supposed to be a red mark, not blood.  

I decided not to accept it.

And then this past weekend, we ordered pizza.

A few minutes later, something happened.

Soooo yeah. The signs are pointing to lactose tolerance. However, the signs also point to Gia continuing to eat cheese and other dairy products, because DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE, DIGESTIVE SYSTEM.

Anyone else lactose intolerant?

Boyfriend is Going on Another Work Trip.

 For those who have been around awhile, you may remember that Boyfriend went to New Orleans awhile back.  I think I handled it moderately well.

But now Boyfriend is going on another business trip – this time to sunny and warm California.

Yep, that’s right. He has a work thing in San Diego, and then he’s going to visit his friend in San Francisco.  He’ll be gone a whole week.

A whole motherfucking week.

I am not pleased. I imagine the week will go something like this:

Boyfriend:

Me:

Boyfriend:

Me:

Boyfriend:

Me:

I have to go to a Bridal Shower. I'm not excited. 

Boyfriend:

Me: 

But anyway, I do hope Boyfriend has fun. Reasonable fun. Without any ladies.  Fun in his hotel room alone, facetiming with me.

Bad Characters and Good Television

Three exciting things are happening in TV Land for me and Boyfriend!

Anyway, Girls is back on HBO.

*Except Shoshanna, of course

 At the same time, Shameless is back on Showtime.

And I just introduced Boyfriend to Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 on Netflix.

Seriously you guys, it’s amazing.

Anyway, I’m noticing a pattern. It’s not exactly the same – I don’t like the characters on Girls but I like the show anyway, whereas I like the characters on Shameless even though they are all terrible. The point is, why do assholes make such good television? Probably because they’re more interesting than people who play by rules.

Do you guys watch any of these shows?