Pussies Against Grabbing

Some of you longtime readers might remember the DARD - Ducks Against Raping Ducks - movement of 2012-13. 

its effect on duck rape remains to be seen

Well, I guess that inspired someone else, because I recently came home to this:

Yep. 

But let's not forget the fact that trump is a misogynist piece of shit

at least its not breitbart.

Typical low-information kitty. Anyway, she's starting a movement. Enjoy:

A Douchebag, By the Numbers

Well, let's decide if we want to go there on the blog with a fun little trump Q&A! 

Question: How many public offices did this assclown hold before running for president?

Answer: None. He's come to political prominence for his role in the racist anti-obama anti-knowledge "birther" movement. 

Question: Oh right, he's a "business" man. How many businesses did he bankrupt?

Answer: Four

Question: How many people does he want to deport?

Answer:11 million

Question: And he wants to ban all muslims from entering the US, of which there are how many worldwide?

Answer:1.6 billion

Question: How many former presidents endorsed Trump?

Answer: Zero

Question: How many times did he talk about the size of his junk during a primary presidential debate?

Answer: Technically only one horrible, horrible time. 

Question: According to politifact, what % of trump's statements are false, mostly false, or pants on fire? 

Answer: 76%, which is honestly lower than I thought it'd be. Hillary & Bernie are both at about 30%, for the record.

Question: Anddd just for funsies: How much is he worth and what did he pay in taxes last year?

Answer: No one knows because he refused to release his tax returns.