I walked by a river, where I spotted an all white duck.
I love all ducks, but I never see all white ones, so this was a special treat.
Then I watched the pretty white lady girl duck approach a less pretty (but still wonderful) brown lady duck.
And then it happened.
Yes, that's right. My pretty white lady duck was actually a horrific rapist boy duck! And even though I've done my part to bring attention to the issue of duck rape, this is the first time I saw it occur in real life. I. Am. Traumatized.
I know it's been awhile since I brought up DARD, but #neverforget: