Mayor Gia’s Creation Story

[Linking up with yeahwrite and the speakeasy!]

Okay, if anyone gets offended by this post, let me first tell you that Boyfriend gave me this idea.

The basic premise is that I’m going to retell Bible stories for you, through my interpretation. You’re welcome, world. We’re starting with the Creation Story.

Well, there’s two creation stories back to back in the Bible…I think this one is the second one. Not where God created everything and then men and women and then he rested. The one where he created man first and created stuff around man for him to play with. (Yeah, I don’t know too many Bible stories. No, I have not consulted a Bible in this blog post.) Okay, here we go.

In the beginning, God created man.

Yes, in my drawings God is a cloud.

I figured heart boxers are more fun than fig leaves.

God then created plants for man to frolick in.

Okay then, for man to hang out in.

FINE. Then God created animals for man to name.

Click to make bigger. So you can admire my work more. 

Boyfriend Man and his fishing...

God realized man needed a companion.

And then God created Gia Woman.

And then God created regret.

The End.