I'm Baaaaack!

She is an ANGEL.

WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Ok ok, maybe Boyfriend's trip just happened to coincide with my rashy return. Who knows. 

 But seriously, does anyone else get rash/hives at the beach??

Throwback: Back from Vacation

I didn't get back til Sunday night, so no time for a new post this week. Here's a throwback from when I got home last year. Enjoy!


It was nice to go to the beach for a week, but I'm happy to be home. There were things I missed. 

Yeah, it's pretty traumatic for me for everyone when I leave kitty. 

She's not a bitch; she's assertive. 

Yeah, Kitty had a few issues with the way she was treated this week. 

She's very particular about what food goes in what bowl

She's also very particular about belly petting

She's very particular about her window seat. Perhaps you're sensing a pattern here. 

I've humbly apologized to Kitty. I think she's on her way to forgiving me. 

VACATION WEEK YAASSSSSS

Hope everyone has a great week!

Boyfriend Gets a Flamethrower

The scene this weekend:

I am very dramatic.

His pets are offended, as usual. They are also very dramatic. 

Dragon pets! If only.

Anyway, no, he didn't get one of those dumb fancy Elon Musk flamethrowers. He got a normal functional one to get rid of weeds growing in between rocks in his backyard. 

10/10 would recommend

Anyhoo, if anyone is looking for a gift for that special someone....get em a flamethrower. 

[Totally unrelated housekeeping update: as you may notice, the blog looks a bit different. I'll be freshening it up/simplifying the layout a bit over the summer, so expect to see more changes. Let me know if you have feedback on it!]

Baby you're a....

.....fiiiiiiiirework!

I tried to post this on Monday like usual, but I lost internet for a few days, which was pretty traumatic. I will be accepting your thoughts and prayers throughout the weekend. 

Anyway, happy Fourth of July, everyone. From our pets to yours. 

So busy. So many things.

Like I said you guys, very busy weekend. 

Everything Sucks.

This. Is. Nazi. Shit.

I really can't deal with the fact that we're committing human rights violations by separating children and parents at the border.  And I don't even *like* kids, so you know that if I think it's bad, it must be fucking horrible. 

Unfortunately, there's....not much we can do about it.  Check out https://familiesbelong.org/, they organized protests last week and might be doing more activism. Give to the ACLU. Vote for people who want to #AbolishICE. Leave other things to do in the comments. 

Oh and always this:

Fuck that little troll jeff sessions, too.