Why can't you just pretend to have explosive diarrhea?
(Oh, and I'm forcibly joining you on your sober journey. Not by choice, mind you. In case you want to start a secular AA-style support group, without any of the 12 steps or meetings or anything.)
You could have said no.
ReplyDeleteSee, I didn't think ahead enough. When I got the invitation weeks ago, I said "well I guess i'm free that day so i'll go..."
DeleteStupid babies. They're everywhere with more on the way.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like me being sarcastic and I'll say I'm being sarcastic if it makesme sound like less of a jerk.
But really... Stupid babies.
People need to stop breeding. Now if it were a shower for a kitty or a puppy, that would be a different matter.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Puppy & kitten showers; what a neat idea!! (Unless it's raining cats & dogs.)
DeleteYES! I would so go to that.
DeleteNow I realize I should have had a shower for each of my dogs. Oh, the gifts they could have gotten!
DeleteHa ha oh my God this is so true! I hate baby showers.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you just pretend to have explosive diarrhea?
ReplyDelete(Oh, and I'm forcibly joining you on your sober journey. Not by choice, mind you. In case you want to start a secular AA-style support group, without any of the 12 steps or meetings or anything.)
Brandon's baby shower is quickly approaching. I mocked you before, but it seems NONE of us are safe.
ReplyDeleteHave fun playing all those cute little baby shower games! *evil laughter*
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