I'd say "it's only a week" but leaving right when all the shows you love are coming back and denying your enjoyment of them? That's some domestic abuse. Not the traditional, Ike-and-Tina-Turner abuse, don't get me wrong, but definitely some keep-the-carrot-just-out-of-reach type shit.
Yep, I know that feel. Tomorrow my wife is leaving for 9 days, and I have to just sit there and collect all of this great TV I can't watch. I'm not a very good actor, so as much as I want to watch it all and then just re-watch it with her when she returns and act surprised at the plot twists... well, she'll see right through me.
That's funny! Just watch them and tell him you promise not to be a spoiler. I need to watch a lot of my shows twice anyway...I'm not too good at figuring out who is who and what is what.
Say No To The Boyfriend. He asked too much. Willy Dunne Wooters always tells me to go ahead and do what I want to do. He doesn't want me to sit around and wait for him.
WOW!!! So this is what a great girlfriend does for her man? You are so nice! I, on the other hand am not a great girlfriend or, in my case, a wife...I am a selfish TV watcher that watches everything but keeps them saved. Then when husband comes home, I re-watch everything and try not to share any spoiler alerts.
I'd say "it's only a week" but leaving right when all the shows you love are coming back and denying your enjoyment of them? That's some domestic abuse. Not the traditional, Ike-and-Tina-Turner abuse, don't get me wrong, but definitely some keep-the-carrot-just-out-of-reach type shit.
ReplyDeleteYep, I know that feel. Tomorrow my wife is leaving for 9 days, and I have to just sit there and collect all of this great TV I can't watch. I'm not a very good actor, so as much as I want to watch it all and then just re-watch it with her when she returns and act surprised at the plot twists... well, she'll see right through me.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny! Just watch them and tell him you promise not to be a spoiler. I need to watch a lot of my shows twice anyway...I'm not too good at figuring out who is who and what is what.
ReplyDelete"Say Yes to the Dress"? I don't judge you, I pity you. You've sunk so low.
ReplyDeleteSay No To The Boyfriend. He asked too much. Willy Dunne Wooters always tells me to go ahead and do what I want to do. He doesn't want me to sit around and wait for him.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
What a thoughtless boyfriend. Do what makes you happy.
ReplyDeleteWOW!!! So this is what a great girlfriend does for her man? You are so nice! I, on the other hand am not a great girlfriend or, in my case, a wife...I am a selfish TV watcher that watches everything but keeps them saved. Then when husband comes home, I re-watch everything and try not to share any spoiler alerts.
ReplyDeleteBut you guysssssss *whiny voice* I LIKE watching tv with Boyfriend! He better not watch any of our shows without me!
ReplyDeleteI admire your willpower! Keep it up!
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