Throwback Thursday: Mom Gift Ideas

Ok, technically this was a mother's day post, but my mom's bday was a couple of weeks ago and she is freaking IMPOSSIBLE to shop for. These are still my best ideas.

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Yesterday was Mother’s Day. Did you forget? I hope not. But here are some belated gift ideas.

1. Box Full of Kittens!

2. A Blender

3. Skydiving Lessons

4. Matching Tattoos

5. Cash.

  

Moms are hard to shop for. 

How did you guys fare?

Hormones

So, this happened last weekend:

Anyway, the next time Boyfriend came over he brought me a present.

So all's well that ends well. Pretty much.

Sorry kitty, it's true.

Anyone else experience something similar to this? 

Throwback Thursday: Getting Up Early on the Weekends Should Be Illegal

Throwback Thursday: Just because I still don't believe in getting up early on the weekends. It's just wrong. 

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I had to get up early this weekend for a work thing. REALLY early.

My alarm went off  at 5:20. AM.

Sorry, everyone. Being tired makes me cranky.

Anyway Boyfriend had slept over the night before and got to wake up with me.

I got up and showered, and by the time I was done Boyfriend was up and getting ready to go.

fuck him.

So yeah.  The work event was fun, but I really hate getting up early on the weekend.

Stupid Tablet Damnit

Why don't I have a real post today, you ask?

 What was the post about, you ask?

 What am I going to do now, you ask?

Sorry guys!

Throwback Thursday: My Favorite Things

Throwback Thursday: Just because I like this post, and also cats and Boyfriend and cheese.

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I posted this real texting between Boyfriend and me on facebook awhile ago:

Me: How was golf?
Boyfriend: I won! 
Me: YAY! There's nothing I like better than when u do good at golf
Me: Except maybe french fries
Me: Oh and les mis. But that's it!
Boyfriend: Um, aren't you forgetting something? 
Me: Cats? 
Me: Napping?
Me: I also have strong feelings about cheese. But stronger feelings about you! Mwah!
Boyfriend: it was napping.

In conclusion, I'm really romantic and probably deserve some kind of award. Also, this conversation made me want to sing:

Did I mention kittens? 

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Note: this list was not all inclusive. I also love ducks and money and my iphone and french fries and pie. 

The Incredible Farting Cat

Yes, it's another cat post. Sorry. I'll eventually start blogging about other topics, I swear. But right now, I'm all:

Yep.

So when I first got kitty, she came in a cardboard carrier.

She was understandably freaking out when I drove her home the first time.  Whilst in the car, all of a sudden I smelt something foul.

When I got her home and took her out of the box, there was no poo.  I didn't think much of it until the next day. 

Yes. My cat farts. Apparently this is a somewhat unique feature in a cat. 

Boyfriend didn't really take me seriously. Until it happened to him. 

Does anyone else have a farting pet??