Remember Santa and the Naughty Elf from a few years ago? I thought it'd be fun to check in and see how they're doing this year.
It's not that Gia Elf isn't happy for Santa Boyfriend, it's just that Santa Boyfriend needs to be a little more sensitive to the fact that not everyone skips a meal and loses 6 pounds.
Gia Elf is sure the cookies are unrelated to the weight loss. They're magical Christmas cookies.
She'll be a fun addition to the sleigh this year!
So Santa Boyfriend and Gia Elf tackled present delivery as a couples activity, and they both loved it.
And they had the best Christmas ever.
All the presents got delivered. And then Santa took a nap for 45 days.
Merry Christmas!
I miss a meal and gain twenty pounds. Dammit, I hate getting old and ugly and fat. Once upon a time, I was a finalist in a goddamn beauty pageant. I won the talent award. Now I'm headed straight to hell. Merry Christmas, little elf!
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Janie
That's the spirit!
ReplyDeleteWhile there are other obvious differences between the sexes, weight loss is so unfair to women. Yes, men can skip dessert and drop 3 pounds and a woman looks at dessert and gains one.
ReplyDeleteVery cute post, Gia! Hope you and boyfriend (and kitties and dogs) all have a Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, the Boyfriend and all your assorted pets! There is a Versatile Blogger award for you over at my blog post today (Dec 23) because of all your fab cartoons!
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