So, the east coast is currently having some unseasonably warm weather.
Therefore, I'd like to present a twist on an old holiday date rapey classic:
Baby It's Hot Outside
I really can't stay
Baby it's warm outside
I've got to go away
Baby it's hot out there
This evening has been so very nice
It's hot as hell, you need some ice
My kitty will start to worry
It's too hot to pet something so furry
Kitty will be pacing the floor
Listen to the air conditioner roar
So really I'd better scurry
Chunky monkey, please don't hurry
Maybe just a drink or six more
Put some netflix on while I pour
The neighbors might think
Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink?
Global warming is mad out there
I wish I knew how
you're getting sweaty now
To cool myself down
Don't you have a summer nightgown?
I ought to say no, no, no
Mind if I turn the air up?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried
What's the sense of sweating inside?
I really can't stay
Baby don't hold out
Ah, but it's hot outside
I've got to get home
Oh, baby, there's no breeze out there
Say, lend me your fan
It's a hundred degrees out there
You've really been grand
Sweat when you touch my hand
Why don't you see
How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow
Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied
If you overheated and died
I really can't stay
Get over that hold out
Ah, but it's warm outside
Oh, baby, it's hot outside
Oh, baby, it's hot outside
Genius, I know. Apologies for the lack of art on this one. I got my new macbook (hooray!!) but I'm having some trouble making paintbrush work and open my images properly (grumble grumble).
