Boyfriend thinks valentine’s day is stupid. And I
tend to agree. BUT, I still want to celebrate it and yes I know that’s crazy
but I’m a girl and that’s how we roll. So I wrote this poem for Boyfriend.
Sorry I’m not sorry it’s a little mushy.
I know I’m the world’s best girlfriend,
But Boyfriend, you’re pretty great too
So here’s all the reasons why
I’m so happy to date you.
You gave me internet when I had none
And let me steal all the good cable
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| I've grown into a Game of Thrones fan.. |
And you’re very handy around my place
Like when you fixed my table.
When we go out to dinner
You never make me pay
And you facetime with me
When I have nothing to say.
You eat what I bake on your carb day
No matter how bad it may taste
(Seriously, sometimes it's really bad
But you never let it waste.)
You tolerate my
Ridiculously rough feet
And you put up with me
When I regret what I eat.
Lastly, you rub my shoulders
When I’ve slept like a bug
And best of all
You know just how to hug!
How sweet that was to read.
ReplyDeleteYou appreciate when he pays for your feed.
Maybe invest in a pumice stone.
Nothing in here about his bone?
Sorry that last line was crude.
I was out of rhymes so went to the nude.
Damn I did it once more!
Oh no, I set myself up to rhyme with "whore."
I've sullied your beautiful sentiment
Oh f*ck this, I'm not even going to try to rhyme with that. Happy Valentine's Day to you both (I support Valentine's Day, people don't have to buy extra things, just be a little romantic and mushy.)
Epic reply Pickleope.
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Now I'm feeling like I should write a poem for Mr. Flapper. He would like that. He's way more mushy than I. But , you know, lazy. Maybe I'll just let him rub my feet instead.
ReplyDeleteThat was an excellent poem. Much better than my plan to write a Joycean treatise on love in 157 parts.
ReplyDeleteLove it! I think you should receive an bouquet of heart shaped pumice stones and wine! Ellen
ReplyDeleteAw, sniffle sniffle, I love it. Wildy jealous and all, but still, I loved it ;)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, and I know everyone else that reads your blog agrees, I LOVE your and boyfriend's relationship. It's funny, and serious and a tiny bit sweet...perfect combination :)
AWWWW!!!
ReplyDeleteYes! This reminds me, because you had mentioned it before and I was puzzled, when did you change your mind about GoT???
ReplyDeleteONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Very nice. With that kind of poetic skill, you will definitely get some on VD! :)
ReplyDeleteSo sweet! And very clever, too! Boyfriend is lucky to have you for his Valentine :)
ReplyDeleteThat picture of you as a hunchback is pretty funny :D
That's super sweetness right there. I love your love.
ReplyDeleteI love it that you love Boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
what I would give to see photos of you two and compare it to the cartoon versions! that being said, FANTASTICAL ROMANTICAL poem!
ReplyDelete"you will definitely get some on VD!"
ReplyDeleteWow when i was reading Misty's comment my mind left out an important word, the "on." Erf!
Lovely blog valentine. I love the "slept like a bug" picture, I felt stiff looking at it. Happy Valentines Day
ReplyDeleteOh that's sweet. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, why would you even think he'd let you pay? A gentleman doesn't let a lady pay.
This is too cute. Hubby fixes things for me too. So romantic. And that pic of the attack hug is still one of my favs!
ReplyDeleteThe deep black pit that was once my heart twitched, if only for a moment. You guys really are amazing together.
ReplyDeleteAww, sounds like true love to me.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressing with your rhyming of 'hug' and 'bug'
ReplyDeleteThis is really sweet!!!!
ReplyDeletehaha, I absolutely adore this x
ReplyDeleteAs the Slinky commercial says... this is awesome!
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