Me: Hey Popsicle
Popsicle: Hey Gia! Ready for the football game?
Me: Yeah yeah. Actually, I wanted to talk to you about something. I think you know what.
Popsicle: Nope, no idea
Me: Yes you do. That thing you did last week.
Me: Well then. Time to get shamed:
Me: Popsicle, how could you! You used to care so much about the environment!
Popsicle: I do I do, but I accidentally threw away a glass jar...
Me: NOT RECYCLE, Popsicle? Really?
Popsicle: It was ONE time.
Me: Sure, and it’s just one more iceberg melting…
Popsicle: Stop it
Me: POLAR BEARS ARE GONNA BE EXTINCT.
Popsicle: Damnit Gia! Stop making me feel bad! You’re not perfect either!
Me: Yes I am! I won the Girlfriend Olympics!
Popsicle: Oh really? Well how about this!
Me: Well played, sir.
Lessons learned: Always recycle. And don't get caught drinking Boyfriend's wine.