Background: Check out Monday’s post. I’m going over the categories that make up the Girlfriend Olympics and awarding myself medals where appropriate. I think you’ll find I’m being more than fair.
Where were we? Ah.
EVENT 5: SEXYTIME
Description: Apparently boyfriends like sexytime. This is a shock to no one.
My qualifications: Well, I’m a sex goddess:
And there’s this of course:
|Use your imagination. Or don't.|
EVENT 6: RUNNING
(REAL) EVENT 6: HUGGING
Description: It’s not all about sexytime, you know. Girlfriends need to be good huggers, too.
But then I pull my super tricky climber move. I call it “The Clinger.”
Results: Gold, obviously. OBVIOUSLY.
|Yay Boyfriend! You get a medal for this one too!|
Okay, time to tally up the points…
Um. Okay. Here we go:
EVENT 7: LETTING BOYFRIEND SLEEP
Description: I don’t know. Sleep isn’t that important.
My qualifications: I usually let Boyfriend sleep.
Ahem, that was kind of your fault for waking up and saying your chest felt weird.
Hey. Boob pain is serious.
OKAY okay! Hmph. We get the picture.
Results: I’m giving myself bronze for that one.
ANYWAY, let’s tally up the overall points!
Why, that’s enough to clinch the gold in the overall competition for the GIRLFRIEND OLYMPICS!
I believe that OFFICIALLY makes me the WORLD’S BEST GIRLFRIEND!!