YAY it’s Friday!! Unfortunately I’m not having my normal Friday date, because Boyfriend is taking his kids to the Grand Canyon for a week. Remember my fears when Boyfriend went on a business trip? I have a feeling I’m going to be having some more of those this week.
|Red is his.|
It went kind of like this:
Don’t believe me? Well, Boyfriend agreed to be interviewed about it! As usual, my comments are in red.
1. Did you REALLY try a popcorn spoon?
Yes, I really did try to eat popcorn with a stupid spoon. "Try" being the operative word. [I told you guys!!]
2. Why'd you try it?
Gia said it was cool and I'll try anything once. 50% off sushi, dirty manchez, Glee.... [UH. You’re kidding about the dirty manchez honey…right? RIGHT?!]
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, one being awesome and ten being OMGSUPERAMAZINGAWESOME, how do you rate it?
Eating popcorn with a spoon is, how can I say this delicately..... fucking ridiculous! One of the most fruitless, annoying things I've ever done. And that counts trying to pleasure Gia with a ping-pong paddle. [That didn’t happen.] I love trying to scoop one kernel at a time into my mouth. So satisfying! [It lasts longer that way!]
4. What did you think of it?
You're kidding, right?
5. It couldn't have been that bad, right?
Remember the Sucker Punch incident? It was up there, except for the blood. I'd rather watch "Midnight in Paris" and "Horrible Bosses," back to back. [Exaggerator.]
6. I thought you said Gia was smart. How did she come up with such a bad idea?
I was wrong. She's a moron. How about you lay off the goopy fake butter and just reach your hand (with the nifty opposable thumbs that were hard won over millions of year of evolution) into the freakin' bowl and then shovel it into your mouth? Hmmm? How about we save the spoon for soup or applesauce? Now, good day, Sir! [What I’m hearing is, we need bigger spoons. Got it.]
Needless to say, Boyfriend won’t be trying that again anytime soon… Anyone else try it? How’d it go?