Monday, October 8, 2018

29 Days...

Everything is stupid and bad right now in America, you guys. There's only one thing to do about it. 



Ok, two things. 



Seriously, make sure you're registered and make a plan to vote on November 6th. 

Monday, October 1, 2018

Rollercoaster

For those of us following the Kavanaugh hearings, this week has been so exhausting. 

Between the emotional testimony of Dr. Ford, Kavanaugh's hysterics, the news that the vote was going to happen, the news that the vote WASN'T going to happen, the FBI investigation, the limits to the FBI investigation, the tweet saying there wasn't limits to the investigation, and whatever the next thing is, I'm totally drained. 


If anyone needs me, I'll be screaming into the abyss. 




Monday, September 24, 2018

Murder Cats Update

As you may recall, Boyfriend's kitties have a....murderous tendency. You know, when they're not doing this:


So, time for a quick update on the Murder Cats. 






Yep, murder cats are at it again. If I didn't know better, I'd think they were plotting these kills. 



Monday, September 17, 2018

Confession Time.

Ugh you guys, I have a confession. So I decided to draw it as an actual confession. Here you go:

Like a looooong time 


I did it and I'm so so so so sorry kitty


MY POOR BABY. She even LICKED her TAIL because it HURT her.  



guess i'm still mad about that

everything fixed. 


Kitty forgave me (eventually), so clearly the hail marys worked.

Monday, September 10, 2018

Monday, September 3, 2018

Happy Labor Day!


Yep, it's a bed-and-wine day for sure. Hope you all get to enjoy a day off! See ya next week. 

Monday, August 27, 2018

Very busy.

Sorry, no real post today! I've been very busy this week doing uhhh, summer stuff - you know, fishing hiking swimming boating yoga etc etc. 


Yep lots of self-improvement activities and definitely NOT sitting on my couch engaging in massive schadenfreude! 

Monday, August 20, 2018

Small Talk.

As I've mentioned before, I think Trump is a dumpster fire clown fascist and things in this country are going very badly. 

However, like lots of families, some of my relatives disagree. Some are trump supporters, some think hillary literally killed vince foster and some just like to start shit. Others are very conservative catholics who think abortion is the only policy issue that matters. 

I had to attend a birthday party with them all this weekend, which is always a struggle. Because this: 






Points for not bringing up Trump, right??

Monday, August 13, 2018

Throwback: Reality Cat

Hiya - I had kind of a crazy weekend, so I didn't get a chance to make a new post. 

Here's one from a few years ago that's worth a second read. Enjoy!

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Remember how we re-imaged wife swap with cats a few weeks ago? Here are some more brilliant ideas:

CATVIVOR:
survivor with cats

I haven't watched this show in years, but I imagine it would be more interesting with cats

AMERICAN IDOL: KITTY EDITION
american idol with cats

Yes, kitty "sings" for cheese. She's no Kelly Clarkson, but haven't they run out of talent by now? 


KEEPING UP WITH THE CATDASHIANS (thanks to pickleope for the idea!)
keeping up with the kardashians cats
I know, I shoulda made it "Katdashians"
Pretty much cats being catty about cat things. Imposssible to tell the differece between this and the original.

THE AMAZING RACE...WITH CATS!
amazing race with cats

I'll be honest. I have literally never seen an episode of this show. I'm not even convinced it's a real show, even though it keeps winning the emmy for reality programming, right? I have no idea what channel/what season/what time its on. Do they even show it in america? I've barely seen a preview for it. 

Anyway, my point is, I'm sure there's some running in it. Kitty would excel at that show, especially if I could use a laser pointer. 

And finally...

LITTLE KITTENS BIG GIRL


Boyfriend came up with this one. He's an asshole, but it made me laugh, so there you have it. It would be me with kitties all day every day. #Dreamjob

Leave suggestions for other catified reality tv shows in the comments! I'm already planning my "cat moms" post...

Monday, August 6, 2018

Sicko

So, I was on vacation and then Boyfriend was away yadda yadda but now he's back and we're reunited, right? NOPE.



The type of victim-blaming I can get behind 




Thoughts and prayers, Boyfriend.

Monday, July 30, 2018

I'm Baaaaack!

She is an ANGEL.


WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY



Ok ok, maybe Boyfriend's trip just happened to coincide with my rashy return. Who knows. 

 But seriously, does anyone else get rash/hives at the beach??