Valentine's Day Rap

It's February, and I'm in a valentines mood. 

Anyway, Valentine's mood. But also Boyfriend and I watched Straight Outta Compton this weekend, so now I'm also in a rapping mood. So today, you're not getting a crappy valentine's day poem. Oh no. You're getting a crappy valentine's day rap. You are welcome.

  

Yay bad poetry for Boyfriend!

Valentine’s Day Poem for Boyfriend

Boyfriend thinks valentine’s day is stupid. And I tend to agree. BUT, I still want to celebrate it and yes I know that’s crazy but I’m a girl and that’s how we roll. So I wrote this poem for Boyfriend. Sorry I’m not sorry it’s a little mushy.

I know I’m the world’s best girlfriend,

But Boyfriend, you’re pretty great too

So here’s all the reasons why

I’m so happy to date you.

You gave me internet when I had none

And let me steal all the good cable

I've grown into a Game of Thrones fan..

And you’re very handy around my place

Like when you fixed my table.

When we go out to dinner

You never make me pay

And you facetime with me

When I have nothing to say.

You eat what I bake on your carb day

No matter how bad it may taste

(Seriously, sometimes it's really bad

But you never let it waste.)

You tolerate my

Ridiculously rough feet

And you put up with me

When I regret what I eat.

Lastly, you rub my shoulders

When I’ve slept like a bug

And best of all

You know just how to hug!