Me: Hey guys! How’s it going?
Popsicle: How about those football games last weekend! Yeah!
Allie: Yes, we watched the football games and very much enjoyed the footballing.
Popsicle: WOOHOOO 49ers!!!
Allie: Yes, that’s the team we were cheering for.
Me: Allie…do you even like football?
Allie: Yes, yes I do. We like to watch the men throw the football around the court-
Allie: Right, field. It’s a fun thing for us to watch together.
Me: Allie, who else is in the superbowl?
Allie: The what?
Popsicle: Damnit, Allie! The Ravens!
Allie: I would like to eat a raven.
Popsicle: Why is it always about food with you?
Allie: Uhh…how about because I’m a motherfreaking alligator, Popsicle! Those arms of the footballers look tasty!
Popsicle: Player. They’re football players.
Allie: Yeah yeah, same thing. Anyway, we can’t wait to watch the big bowl together!
Popsicle: SUPERBOWL! And you promise not to talk the whole time again??
Allie: You know I can’t do that.
Allie: WOOHOO LET’S GO FORTY-TWOers!
Allie: What? I’m only seven away!
Me: Eh, close enough.
Popsicle: Leave me alone. I’ll watch the game with Boyfriend.