Okay. I'm in a part of the country where it's been ridiculously hot out. Even Allie the Alligator thinks so.
Me: Hey Allie!
Allie: Hey Gia.
Me: How’s it going?
Allie: It’s hot.
Me: I know.
Allie: Popsicle thinks it’s hot too.
Me: I’m sure.
Allie: It wouldn’t kill you to leave the ac on when you go to work, you know.
Me: You’re kidding, right?
Me: Allie, I’m not leaving the ac on for a plastic alligator.
Allie: That hurts, Gia.
Me: Sorry. I’m not made of money.
Allie: How do you propose I keep cool?
Me: I’ll fill up a Tupperware container of cold water for you.
Allie: I’m a ferocious alligator! That isn’t going to satisfy me!
Allie: Actually…this is quite nice. Where’s Popsicle?
Me: Hmmm..dunno. Where’d you see him last?
Allie: Around here somewhere. Oh, I know. Open the freezer.
Allie: There he is!
Popsicle: I’m POLAR BEAR, Gia.
Popsicle: Leave me alone.
Me: C'mon, come out from there.
Popsicle: I’m a polar bear, Gia. It gets to be 84 degrees in here when you leave.
Me: I know, I know.
Popsicle: I’M A POLAR BEAR!!!!
Me: Okay! Sheesh. You can stay there.
Popsicle: Give me a spoon. This froyo looks good.
Allie: ME TOO!
So, in recent news: it’s hot.