Thursday, March 8, 2012

Animals Giving Awards, Part II


Hi all! Part I is here. To sum up, I’m giving awards to animals and letting them passing it on other bloggers.

Let’s start today with the very cool Chicktuition’s Tell Me About Yourself Award.


I’m passing it on to Lioness.

Yes, she is still dressed for Valentine's Day

Me: Hi Lioness!
Lioness: What did I miss?!?
Me: Nothing, nothing! I’m giving you an award to pass on to some blogs you like.
Lioness: I’m not late?
Me: Nope!
Lioness: Well, okay then. Let’s pass it on to AlcoholicsConspicuous. She’s hilarious, especially her Teen Mom recaps…
Me: I agree, those are great!
Lioness: I wasn’t finished talking, Gia.
Me: Sor-ree.
Lioness: …Because I like making fun of those stupidly pregnant 16 year olds, too.
Me: You’re a good person, Lioness.
Lioness: Hey, fuck you.
Me: Anyone else?
Lioness: My Toddler is a Supervillain. Because she calls her kid The Beast. How great is that?!
Me: She’s hilarious…and you’re twisted.
Lioness: Hey, I’m a motherfucking lioness!

Next up, Raconteur-esque Scribblings gave me a Kreativ Blogger award!

I’m passing it on to Popsicle the Polar Bear:

Me: That was quick.
Popsicle: I’ve learned to appreciate drinking wherever I can, now that I’m dating Allie.
Me: What??
Popsicle: I’m sure Boyfriend understands.
Me: HEY!
Popsicle: Nothing personal, Gia. But you women are all crazy. Totally batshit crazy.
Me: I really hope Allie can’t hear this, Popsicle.
Popsicle: Me too. I’ve been hiding from her all day. I just need some alone time.
Me: Everything going okay with you two?
Popsicle: Aw, I love the crazy little gator. But still, she drives me to drink. Do you think the guys from A Beer for the Shower will hook me up with some alcohol now that I’ve given them this award?
Me: Who knows, Popsicle? Who knows. Psst I have some gin in the cabinet.
Popsicle: Oh bless your heart, Gia.

And lastly! Crack You Whip was kind enough to give me a Liebster Blog Award. 

I’m passing it on to Ducky, of DARD fame.

Me: Hi Ducky!
Ducky: I hope there aren’t any, a-hem, expectations attached to this award, Gia!
Me: Oh come on, not that again. Ducky, I am NOT hitting on you!
Ducky: Good.
Me: I just think you’re adorable.
Ducky: HEY!
Me: Anyway, who would you like to pass this award on to?
Ducky: Well, besides giving a shout out to all the DARD supporters on the sidebar over there ---> , I’d like to give this award to the Cowardly Feminist 
Me: I bet I know why…
Ducky: If she were a duck, I bet she’d lead the fight against Duck Rape! A real ally in this war!
Me: Right-o
Ducky: And she makes delicious cocktails.
Me: Very true. Boy, you guys are suckers for booze.
Ducky: Oh look who’s talking.
Me: What??
Ducky: Nothing, wine-iac.

Whew! That’s all for now, everyone. Thanks again to all the bloggers who gave me an award! And if you want to check out more awesome blogs, don’t forget my Things I Read page!

17 comments:

  1. Duckies holding signs are definitely worth an acid trip. Or maybe we're watching Bugs Bunny cartoons. :)

    Congrats on the awards!

    -Barb the French Bean

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  2. Congrats on the awards and congrats to the recipients. I did notice that the animals seem to favor alcohol-themed blogs. Hmmmmm. Always enjoy the animal dialogue.

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  3. You deserve all the awards in the world for your fight against duck rape, and zombie sluts.

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  4. Congratulations on all these awards! Alcoholic animals are so much fun. You know, a post about them drunk would be pretty funny lol

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  5. Popsicle is blunt, and to the point, and I admire that quality in a polar bear. Except one that might possibly be a drunk, which could lead to me being eaten. Either way, thanks for the award, which I'm going to sell for more booze! I mean, cherish forever!

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  6. Congrats on the awards, your Mayorness!
    Popsicle, the first step is admitting you have a problem...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ott_xMZ_8vs

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  7. Congrats on all the awards! Wonder how many more animals are in your head?

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  8. Thanks Gia! I will totally rally blogsters to fight against duck rape. And by rally, I mean ply everyone with delicious cocktails.

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  9. Congratulations to the winners!! Girl, I knew you'd be the one to take this award thing and make it original :)

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  10. Congrats on the awards. I almost peed when I read the DARD button. Niiiice.

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  11. YaY! Congrats to all the pretty little animals!

    Oh, and the other blogs too!

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  12. Whoa, so how many awards did you get into total? o_o

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  13. I bribed the judges, and they ignored me. It was great.

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  14. All great blogs. Congrats on your award.

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  15. Congrats on the awards, and this was the most fucking awesome way of passing them on I have ever seen in ever!

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  16. I've been trying to post a big giant thank you for my award, but I was trying to do it on my stupid phone because I'm too lazy to turn on my computer and I kept screwing it up. I'll give you a giant hug when I see you. I promise, you'll love my hugs as much as you love Boyfriend's. I'm that good.

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