Hi all! Part I is here. To sum up, I’m giving awards to animals and letting them passing it on other bloggers.
Let’s start today with the very cool Chicktuition’s Tell Me About Yourself Award.
I’m passing it on to Lioness.
|Yes, she is still dressed for Valentine's Day|
Me: Hi Lioness!
Lioness: What did I miss?!?
Me: Nothing, nothing! I’m giving you an award to pass on to some blogs you like.
Lioness: I’m not late?
Lioness: Well, okay then. Let’s pass it on to AlcoholicsConspicuous. She’s hilarious, especially her Teen Mom recaps…
Me: I agree, those are great!
Lioness: I wasn’t finished talking, Gia.
Lioness: …Because I like making fun of those stupidly pregnant 16 year olds, too.
Me: You’re a good person, Lioness.
Lioness: Hey, fuck you.
Me: Anyone else?
Lioness: My Toddler is a Supervillain. Because she calls her kid The Beast. How great is that?!
Me: She’s hilarious…and you’re twisted.
Lioness: Hey, I’m a motherfucking lioness!
Next up, Raconteur-esque Scribblings gave me a Kreativ Blogger award!
I’m passing it on to Popsicle the Polar Bear:
Popsicle: A Beer for the Shower
Me: That was quick.
Popsicle: I’ve learned to appreciate drinking wherever I can, now that I’m dating Allie.
Popsicle: I’m sure Boyfriend understands.
Popsicle: Nothing personal, Gia. But you women are all crazy. Totally batshit crazy.
Me: I really hope Allie can’t hear this, Popsicle.
Popsicle: Me too. I’ve been hiding from her all day. I just need some alone time.
Me: Everything going okay with you two?
Popsicle: Aw, I love the crazy little gator. But still, she drives me to drink. Do you think the guys from A Beer for the Shower will hook me up with some alcohol now that I’ve given them this award?
Me: Who knows, Popsicle? Who knows. Psst I have some gin in the cabinet.
Popsicle: Oh bless your heart, Gia.
And lastly! Crack You Whip was kind enough to give me a Liebster Blog Award.
I’m passing it on to Ducky, of DARD fame.
Me: Hi Ducky!
Ducky: I hope there aren’t any, a-hem, expectations attached to this award, Gia!
Me: Oh come on, not that again. Ducky, I am NOT hitting on you!
Me: I just think you’re adorable.
Me: Anyway, who would you like to pass this award on to?
Ducky: Well, besides giving a shout out to all the DARD supporters on the sidebar over there ---> , I’d like to give this award to the Cowardly Feminist
Me: I bet I know why…
Ducky: If she were a duck, I bet she’d lead the fight against Duck Rape! A real ally in this war!
Ducky: And she makes delicious cocktails.
Me: Very true. Boy, you guys are suckers for booze.
Ducky: Oh look who’s talking.
Ducky: Nothing, wine-iac.
Whew! That’s all for now, everyone. Thanks again to all the bloggers who gave me an award! And if you want to check out more awesome blogs, don’t forget my Things I Read page!