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Showing posts with label potted up on weed. Show all posts
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Monday, April 20, 2015

Happy 4/20!

Throwback Monday: In honor of 4/20 (aka Boyfriend's favorite holiday), here's a weed post. Enjoy!
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So, as you may have heard, we recently had an election.


Washing and Colorado approved referendums legalizing marijuana for recreational use.


George Takei said this awesome thing about it:


Obviously, the news is doing a lot of stories on this. And it’s awesome. The Daily Show had a segment where they showed some newscasters reactions, like Brian Williams (the coolest stoner ever) and some douchasaurus from fox news. He said something like this:





Seriously, you guys. I love this phrase. I’m not even a big toker. I just love this phrase.  I plan on incorporating into my vocabulary as often as possible.


Has someone made a song and music video for this phrase yet?


Rap cameo. And yes, I meant to leave some brown in their by Boyfriend's hair. Because it's one of those dred-wig things.

You know, something like that.

But seriously, what? I mean there’s so many phrases he could have used instead




But no, he chose to bestow this comedy gold onto the population.


I wanna put this phrase on everything in my life.

  
Everything.


Sorry, houseplant. 


Anyway, that’s my new thing. I’m like this close to changing the name of my blog. Or just modifying it.




UPDATE: Due to one person's popular demand, I MADE T SHIRTS!! Check out the girl here, the boy here, and the plain one here.  WOOHOOOOO! 

Monday, November 4, 2013

Boyfriend Did a Scary Thing

Boyfriend and I actually discussed this in our last podcast, here. But I wanted to tell this story in bloggy form, too.

The weekend before last, Boyfriend came over. We sat:


And drank

And Boyfriend did a thing he sometimes does that rhymes with boke beed.



Yes, Boyfriend occasionally smokes a little. Probably about once a week, max. And he’s been doing this for years. My point is, it was nothing new or out of the ordinary. But then a weird thing happened.



Boyfriend got really pale and dizzy and nauseous and felt like fainting. I reacted appropriately.








So I sat on the floor and googled being high and pale and nauseous.


According to the internet, that’s when you get really really pale and sick after smoking weed.


So I spent the night taking care of Boyfriend, giving him sips of water and trying to feed him sugar.



He got a bit better a few hours later. Apparently you can “pull a whitey” when you smoke way too much (especially if you drink before too). Like I said, Boyfriend’s been smoking forever and this is the first time this has ever happened. He felt mostly better the next day, but still had a headache and was a bit off.




Has anything like this ever happened to you?

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

4/20! You Know What That Means!


For me and Boyfriend this year, nothing.

No getting potted up this year for us!
I don’t really care about weed, but as I have written before, Boyfriend occasionally partakes. 4/20 fell on Saturday, which is also his carb day. It would have been perfect. If he had any weed.






It’s Boyfriend’s duty to smoke on 4/20! As a lover of freedom and weed!


Sigh. If only.