NOTE: This post is a bit filthier and NSFW-ier than usual. Not in the way the title suggests, but still. Consider this your warning. Also, linking up w/ the yeahwrite hangout grid!
So, Boyfriend and I went to a fancy dinner on Saturday. Somehow, we got into a filthy discussion about blowjobs.
After dinner, we went into a smoke shop to get a new pipe for Boyfriend. For his tobacco.
Anyhoo, so we go in and look at the glass pipes.
|I swear that's pretty much exactly what they looked like.|
Anyhoo the woman behind the counter started engaging Boyfriend about what he was looking for. He wanted a slightly larger metal pipe, but the ones they sold were the same size as what he had. They only had a few wooden ones.
Finally, Boyfriend picked out a wooden one and we stepped out of the store. Where he could finally tell me, on the busy sidewalk outside, what he didn’t like about glass pipes.
|I guess I probably should have figured that out myself.|
I tried to point out that they had some others:
|He's kidding. He drove me home. And only tried to throw me out of the car twice.|
So that’s how I learned that Boyfriend would blow a guy for one million bucks, maybe blow 50 guys for the power of invisibility, and definitely would not smoke out of a penis pipe.