So, remember my “Save a tree, eat beaver” story? TL;DR version: when I was a kid, I bought a magnet that said Save a Tree, Eat Beaver because I thought I was being an ironic and hip vegetarian. Only years later I realized how filthy it was.
Over the weekend, I headed to my parents’ house for a couple of days. My childhood room is chock full of keepsakes – bullshit that I really should sort through/throw out.
I did poke around a box or two, and found something interesting. A bumper sticker that says “Whatever it is, I tested negative.”
I vaguely remember owning this, though unlike the save a tree, eat beaver story, I can’t remember why on earth I wanted to own it or what I thought it meant.
Whatever it was, I’m pretty sure I wasn’t thinking of STDs., which is definitely how I read it now.
Apparently, I had terrible judgment as a child.