- No, this cat isn’t fat and I am a terrible judge of animal obesity. 20%
- Well, I don’t want to hurt the kitty’s feelings but *whispers* yes the cat is fat 22%
- Of course the cat is fat, SHE CAN’T EVEN FIT IN HER BOX! 4%
- Holy shit its GODZILLA KITTY!!! 4 %
- Because I’m worried about the alarming rate of kitty eating disorders, I refuse to participate in such nonsense. Kitty is beautiful as she is. She is a role model for full figured cats everywhere. Don’t make her change. 54%
So there you have it.
Sigh. Poor us.