So, I’m taking a quick mini vacation with my mom and sis
(essentially Sun-Wed). It was kind of a last minute thing, and I am glad I am
going. But, I had one day to get all my shit together for it.
Seriously fuck atms. |
Anyhoo, yeah. Going away for a few days, so if I’m less
active on the commenting and tweeting, that’s why. Don’t worry – I’ll be back
soon!!
Packing is a source of massive anxiety as I know from experience that I will inevitably forget something very important. Best of luck vacationing with your family, if it were me and my family, I'd need an infinite amount of wine.
ReplyDeleteThe important part is coming back with more bloggable stories.
ReplyDeleteGolly you make life difficult for yourself. You don't shop just before a vacation. You already have everything you need, with the possible exception of a new swimsuit. You buy wine when you get there, so you don't have to drag it around.
ReplyDeletePack fewer clothes. Less. LESS!! MUCH LESS! Sheesh. It's hopeless. The rule my parents taught me when I was a kid was, "you pack it, you carry it", and this was in the era before wheeled suitcases. travel light was a survival mechanism.
Have a fun trip! I love your ATMs... those are startlingly accurate.
ReplyDeleteATM: That's right, I'm going to charge you to take out your own money because fuck you.
I wonder how much the ATM would give you if you actually sucked it's dick...might be worth it.
ReplyDeleteVery funny! Pee my pants funny...but then I'm old so...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to take a mini-vacation. Maybe I'll see you there. Save a bottle (or two) of wine for me.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Enjoy your vacation:)
ReplyDeleteToo bad about your encounter with the "piece of shit" ATM! At least it made a great blog post haha <3 Have a great vacation!
ReplyDeleteThis is EXACTLY how feel every time I go to my parents' for the weekend. Laundry, garbage out, cat litter changed, dishes done, etc. It's so much work to go on vacation. Good thing for the wine. And look at Boyfriend suggesting you get more! Way to go Boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, Five Below is fucking dangerous before a trip. You see shit that you never even knew you needed but must absolutely HAVE!
ReplyDeletePacking is the WORST! have a fabby holiday though xx
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