Everything Sucks.

This. Is. Nazi. Shit.

I really can't deal with the fact that we're committing human rights violations by separating children and parents at the border.  And I don't even *like* kids, so you know that if I think it's bad, it must be fucking horrible. 

Unfortunately, there's....not much we can do about it.  Check out https://familiesbelong.org/, they organized protests last week and might be doing more activism. Give to the ACLU. Vote for people who want to #AbolishICE. Leave other things to do in the comments. 

Oh and always this:

Fuck that little troll jeff sessions, too. 

Out of the Clown Car, into the Pussy Wagon

Oh, did you not catch the republican candidate for president, donald j trump, talk about how he likes to "grab em by the pussy"? Really? Well, just turn on any television or any news site and take a quick look before coming back to this post. 

 Oh, what's that, you ask?

YES, ahead of the game on this one! No more being the last one on the trendy bus! *starts playing "we are the champions" on zune*. I'M SO RELEVANT. 

Seriously tho, those clown sightings are creepy as fuuuuuck

 Yeah, enjoy your "what color is this dress" costumes, millennials. That was so 2015. I'm cutting edge here. 

[It's not because she's female and society values her opinions less than a male cat. It's because she's a jill stein supporter who is only concerned about cat-owned businesses and a nonexistent catnip shortage and I just can't with her anymore. Just can't.]

*basks in glory of greatness*

TP

By now, most of you have probably heard that Trump's VP is Mike Pence, and they released a logo together. 

They've tried to scrub the internet of the real logo, so I had to redraw it from memory. 

...Just kidding. They did it take it off their website, but its everywhere. 

Boyfriend and I saw it on Friday.

I'd make a "penetrating logo" joke, but everyone got there first. 

Best tweet ever.

Brace yourselves, everyone. This wild nightmare of an election is just getting started...

A Douchebag, By the Numbers

Well, let's decide if we want to go there on the blog with a fun little trump Q&A! 

Question: How many public offices did this assclown hold before running for president?

Answer: None. He's come to political prominence for his role in the racist anti-obama anti-knowledge "birther" movement. 

Question: Oh right, he's a "business" man. How many businesses did he bankrupt?

Answer: Four

Question: How many people does he want to deport?

Answer:11 million

Question: And he wants to ban all muslims from entering the US, of which there are how many worldwide?

Answer:1.6 billion

Question: How many former presidents endorsed Trump?

Answer: Zero

Question: How many times did he talk about the size of his junk during a primary presidential debate?

Answer: Technically only one horrible, horrible time. 

Question: According to politifact, what % of trump's statements are false, mostly false, or pants on fire? 

Answer: 76%, which is honestly lower than I thought it'd be. Hillary & Bernie are both at about 30%, for the record.

Question: Anddd just for funsies: How much is he worth and what did he pay in taxes last year?

Answer: No one knows because he refused to release his tax returns.