Sunday, October 9, 2016

Out of the Clown Car, into the Pussy Wagon

Oh, did you not catch the republican candidate for president, donald j trump, talk about how he likes to "grab em by the pussy"? Really? Well, just turn on any television or any news site and take a quick look before coming back to this post. 



 Oh, what's that, you ask?



YES, ahead of the game on this one! No more being the last one on the trendy bus! *starts playing "we are the champions" on zune*. I'M SO RELEVANT. 

Seriously tho, those clown sightings are creepy as fuuuuuck
 Yeah, enjoy your "what color is this dress" costumes, millennials. That was so 2015. I'm cutting edge here. 


[It's not because she's female and society values her opinions less than a male cat. It's because she's a jill stein supporter who is only concerned about cat-owned businesses and a nonexistent catnip shortage and I just can't with her anymore. Just can't.]


*basks in glory of greatness*

7 comments:

  1. I love it. I'm going to be angel Harambe (gorilla costume with a halo) and my wife's going to be an adult baby that I'm going to drag around by her hair, because I am also keeping things classy and slightly relevant.

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  2. I like it, but claiming to be "the most topical costume" presumes some other batshit crazy thing won't happen in the next 20 days. Trump is still out there, in the wild, anything can happen.

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    1. See what I mean, now Kenneth Bone costumes will be the up-to-date thing to wear!

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  3. Damn! That's good! My Halloween costume will consist of me running around with my orange spray tan to grab men's balls. If the men meet with my high standards--meaning they're younger, more slender, and much better looking than I am--then I shall have my way with them. Yup! I'm gonna be a ball grabber extraordinaire.

    Love,
    Janie

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  4. Your livin' on the edge in a clown costume as they are really topical with all the devious clown sightings as of late. As for Trump being a clown, I think you are being generous...perhaps a bit insulting to all the real clowns of the world. I can only imagine the clowns think he is an idiot as well and are trying to distance themselves.

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  5. Not only is your Halloween costume inspired, but so is the title to this post!

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