(a retelling by Mayor Gia)
In the spirit of Halloween, I’ve decided to retell the Salem Witch Trials.
Back in 1692, a couple of girls decided it would be fun to start spreading foul and odious lies about people in their village.
Poor Gia was accused of witchcraft, and brought before a judge. The judge also happened to be her Boyfriend. He was somewhat intimidated by her and her trendy hat and multiple cats.
|Me, bitter? What?|
So poor Gia was burned at the stake.
And Boyfriend thought he was free.
But Boyfriend was not that lucky.
So that’s how I like to think the Salem Witch Trials happened. I like this version much better than the real story, where a bunch of innocent women were murdered because bitches be cray.