Recently, Boyfriend and I were watching some television
together, and two characters I like finally kissed.
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| Who knows what show that's from? |
Do you guys know what shipping is? I had to explain it to
Boyfriend.
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| Um, those are supposed to be foam #1 fingers. Not penises. FYI. |
Seriously, what. the. fuck? This isn't a thing. I hope this isn't a thing. Did you pick this lingo up from a pre-teen? Please don't ever use "ship" or "OTP" in regular human conversation. It's like hearing kids say out loud "lol" and not the initials, the phonetic pronunciation "lol" instead of actually laughing. I might actually be angry at "ship" and "OTP". Yep, definitely rage I'm feeling here.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with a bit of shipping. For example, I ship Pete & Peggy in Mad Men SO HARD. They need to be canon (did I use that right? canon is a new one to me)
ReplyDeleteyou're morphing from "actual weirdo" to "internet weirdo" now! Congrats!
ReplyDeleteThat is so not a thing, Gia. (And Blaine and Kurt are "Blurt". Obvs.)
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what this post was about. I feel old.
ReplyDeletewow.....good thing you didn't go into the whole "slash" thing ..... or FAP.
ReplyDeleteyes, I gave you homework. sorry.
You always make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are you talking about? Dude, you seriously need detoxing from the interwebs like now
ReplyDeleteJust imagine Mean Girls.
ReplyDelete"Stop trying to make ship happen. It's not going to happen."
This is heading over into "The Overly Attached Girlfriend Territory" !
ReplyDeleteI know nothing. I understand less.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Oh god, this is bringing back flashbacks of my ex. Where she would share her Kpop boyband ships and tell me about the fanfics she was reading.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
I'm with boyfriend. Umm what?? What the hell is OTP?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! I ship Thor and Loki.
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