I'm the Mayor of my own Crazy Town. Sheriff, too.
This is it. You've hit on it. This has to be your costume. I have no idea how you'd make it, but how often do you get to dress as your passion? It's also a great excuse for you to carry around a bottle of Sutter Home and drink it straight out of the bottle. You can also make inappropriate innuendo like "uncork me" or "take a drink" to Boyfriend all night.
I agree. This is The One.
This is perfect. Make it happen. Just as long as a bunch of drunk guys don't keep trying to "drink" you, I think you'll be okay.
Anything is better than Miley Cyrus, but I think you have hit the nail on the head with this one. A work of art, Gia!
That cork hat, if you can perfect it, might become a year-round fashion sensation. I think this might be a million $ idea!
What would boyfriend be? The glass? Oh, maybe he could be all disheveled and be a drunk holding onto you! It's perfect :)
Great idea. I think you've got a winner.
Yes. This is you.Love,Janie
Yep. I approve.
Oh think of the funny party pics w you dressed as wine. They'd probably be very Miley like anyway. On second thought... Be careful out there. Hugs!Valerie
It gets my vote.
This also gives you free reign to be wine-y all night.
Yup. Use this. Wine goes with everything!
No slutty french fries? I like the wine thing... then you won't have to even explain what's in your thermos. Or water bottle. You know... whatever you're carrying your wine around in that night.
To be honest, Sutter Home wouldn't have been my choice. This coming from the girl who isn't supposed to drink any alcohol with her medication.