In 16somethingsomething, a bunch of Pilgrims came to
America.
Yay, religious tolerance! How nice!
They brought supplies with them to get through the first winter in America.
They were in trouble. But then the pilgrims met the natives.
The pilgrims didn’t really understand the native people or their ways.
The pilgrims were also kind of jerks.
Things started to look pretty bleak for the pilgrims. Until...
The native americans shared their harvest, and the pilgrims
survived.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Is there such a thing as "Indigenous People Face"? Because if so, I think some tribes will be protesting "She Who Hugs A Lot."
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving. You had better keep an eye on "Tall White Man" Did you know that over 50 percent of the pilgrims had premarital sex and that the more than 30 percent of the the babies were conceived out of wedlock? I only mention this as "Tall White Man" is probably really horny and there is NO birth control invented yet.
ReplyDeleteBest Thanksgiving story ever. Good on ya for saying no to the pox-ridden blanket!
ReplyDeletebahaha. True story. Ah well, Happy Thanksgiving, anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou should do all the history lessons. Can you sum up all of Bush Jrs regime for me? I'm still confused.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Gia and Boyfriend! I hope that you are able to come to the table with less fuss than the Tall White Man and She Who Hugs a Lot...
ReplyDeleteHaha loved this!
ReplyDeleteNice story Gia, I could almost imagine myself there! I particularly like Girl Who Hugs' clothes - well done on the native attire! Happy Thanksgiving Sweetie!
ReplyDeleteHappy Turkey, pumpkin pie and football day. I'll send my three daughters over for the history lesson they don't get in schools.
ReplyDeleteI miss commenting this place. Happy Thanksgiving, evil white woman.
I like Girl-Who-Hugs, and I like firewater very, very muchly.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie, who is ready to start the holiday alcohol imbibing
Happy Thanksgiving, Gia! As usual, I like your story better.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving and wishing you many body hugs with the Boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteHappy American Thanksgiving!!!
ReplyDeleteI love your stories and pictures :)
Nikki
www.justanothercanadiangurl.wordpress.com
Hahaha! Genius. Happy Thanksgiving!!
ReplyDeleteI love this! Happy Thanksgiving. On an unrelated note, I gave my dog a bath today.
ReplyDeleteSuper-fun--thanks for lightening things up! The tight pants panel was my favorite.
ReplyDeleteBlond fat pilgrim reminds me of Big Anthony from the book Strega Nona.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
Ha ha, this was so fun. Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeletehappy thanksgiving :)
ReplyDeleteHa! So funny!
ReplyDeleteThat was hyper hilarious! The character of Girl Who Hugs A Lot was based on you, wasn't she?
ReplyDeleteThat was quite creative! One of your best posts by far! It's even historically accurate!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLoved it! :D
P.S. Btw, this is Alejandra, from Musings in Red. I've split my old blog into two: an inspirational blog, "Parasol Dreams", and a book review blog that is just in the makings now! :)
And the reason I'm boring you with all this information is that I'm just letting all the blogs I follow know about my new blog name so that they don't think I've abandoned them. Or that I died. Or some other tragical thing like that. :)
Girl-Who-Hugs is adorable! Nice job!!
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