Friday, June 7, 2013

Popsicle’s Hat

Popsicle: Hey Gia
Me: Look, I got you a hat!



Popsicle: Errr, thanks.
Me: What, what’s wrong?
Popsicle: It’s tiny. I look ridiculous
Me: You look adorable. You just need a bow tie to go with it.
Popsicle: Don’t even think about it! Where do they even sell these hats?!?  Is it for a ken doll?
Me: No, Boyfriend got it off the top of a bottle of gin.
Popsicle: Can I have some of the gin?
Me: No, bloggers don’t let bears drink and….maul stuff?
Popsicle: Lame, Gia
Me: It’s already all gone.
Popsicle: DAMNIT! I HATE THIS TINY HAT!!
Me: Allie likes it
Popsicle: Allie likes everything
Me: What kind of hat would you want?
Popsicle: A  big one, to make me look distinguished.
Me: Okay, how about this?



Popsicle: Better. I look fancy now.

13 comments:

  1. Maybe Popsicle should have talked in a Downton Abbey style British accent then he (she? I forget, crap) may have gotten into wearing the tiny hat.

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  2. Polar bears like snappy bow ties when they go to formal occasions. It goes so well with their classy white suits. Basic black is good, and a dark navy blue is the mark of a distinguished bear. A subdued plaid is for the young and adventurous bears. No hats though.

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  3. Gia, just get Popsicle hooked on Doctor Who. Then he'll see bowties are cool. And fezes. He'll definitely want a fez. LOL!

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  4. You rock that look, Popsicle.

    Love,
    Janie

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  5. OK, what I want to know is, where's the gin and can I have some?

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  6. And everyone knows a fancy bear is the BEST kind of bear.

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  8. I'm with Popsicle. The small hat made their head look disproportionately large.

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  9. Haha very cute! But I kind of like the small hat more!

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  10. HOT DAMN!!!! That is one fancy looking polar bear!! I want to have tea a d crumpets with him!!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

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  11. Oh I don't know now, big hat is definitely more distinguished but the smaller one's more fun. Jaunty even. Maybe Popsicle should have a few, for different moods and occasions?

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  12. Now he needs a mustache and a monocle.

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  13. I have to side with Popsicle on this one. Bigger = fancy.

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