Me: Hi Popsicle the Polar Bear!
Popsicle: Hey Gia
Me: Look, I got
you a hat!
Popsicle: Errr,
thanks.
Me: What, what’s
wrong?
Popsicle: It’s
tiny. I look ridiculous
Me: You look
adorable. You just need a bow tie to go with it.
Popsicle: Don’t
even think about it! Where do they even sell these hats?!? Is it for a ken doll?
Me: No, Boyfriend
got it off the top of a bottle of gin.
Popsicle: Can I have
some of the gin?
Me: No, bloggers don’t
let bears drink and….maul stuff?
Popsicle: Lame, Gia
Me: It’s already
all gone.
Popsicle: DAMNIT!
I HATE THIS TINY HAT!!
Me: Allie likes
it
Popsicle: Allie likes
everything
Me: What kind of
hat would you want?
Popsicle: A big one, to make me look distinguished.
Me: Okay, how
about this?
Popsicle: Better.
I look fancy now.
Maybe Popsicle should have talked in a Downton Abbey style British accent then he (she? I forget, crap) may have gotten into wearing the tiny hat.
ReplyDeletePolar bears like snappy bow ties when they go to formal occasions. It goes so well with their classy white suits. Basic black is good, and a dark navy blue is the mark of a distinguished bear. A subdued plaid is for the young and adventurous bears. No hats though.
ReplyDeleteGia, just get Popsicle hooked on Doctor Who. Then he'll see bowties are cool. And fezes. He'll definitely want a fez. LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou rock that look, Popsicle.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
OK, what I want to know is, where's the gin and can I have some?
ReplyDeleteAnd everyone knows a fancy bear is the BEST kind of bear.
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ReplyDeleteI'm with Popsicle. The small hat made their head look disproportionately large.
ReplyDeleteHaha very cute! But I kind of like the small hat more!
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HOT DAMN!!!! That is one fancy looking polar bear!! I want to have tea a d crumpets with him!!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Valerie
Oh I don't know now, big hat is definitely more distinguished but the smaller one's more fun. Jaunty even. Maybe Popsicle should have a few, for different moods and occasions?
ReplyDeleteNow he needs a mustache and a monocle.
ReplyDeleteI have to side with Popsicle on this one. Bigger = fancy.
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