Me: Hi Popsicle the Polar Bear!
Popsicle: Hey Gia
Me: Look, I got you a hat!
Popsicle: Errr, thanks.
Me: What, what’s wrong?
Popsicle: It’s tiny. I look ridiculous
Me: You look adorable. You just need a bow tie to go with it.
Popsicle: Don’t even think about it! Where do they even sell these hats?!? Is it for a ken doll?
Me: No, Boyfriend got it off the top of a bottle of gin.
Popsicle: Can I have some of the gin?
Me: No, bloggers don’t let bears drink and….maul stuff?
Popsicle: Lame, Gia
Me: It’s already all gone.
Popsicle: DAMNIT! I HATE THIS TINY HAT!!
Me: Allie likes it
Popsicle: Allie likes everything
Me: What kind of hat would you want?
Popsicle: A big one, to make me look distinguished.
Me: Okay, how about this?
Popsicle: Better. I look fancy now.