Me: Aww it’s a cute lil lady bug! What’s your name?
Ralph: Hey! Who you callin’ cute?
Ralph: I’m a manly lady bug! Name’s Ralph!
Ralph: Let me guess. You always think of lady bugs as ladies?
Me: Well, yes. Only because they’re…
Ralph: called lady bugs?
Me: No. Adorably polka dotted. Do you ever see men in polka dots? Hmm?
Ralph: All the time!
Ralph: Shut up Boyfriend!
Me: Okay Ralph. Tell me about your hobbies.
Ralph: I like football, beer, and crocheting.
Me: Sorry, what was that last one?
Ralph: Shut your whore mouth, Gia.
Me: Boy, you’re cute when you’re angry, lil guy.
Ralph: Grumble grumble.
I don't even know, guys. I don't even know.