Friday, March 22, 2013

Kitty Hangover



Me: So how did your St Patty’s Day celebrations go?
Miss Priscilla: Ungh. Stop talking.
Me: Miss Priscilla, we were supposed to do this interview on Monday! You can’t still be hungover.
Miss Priscilla: Why are you screaming.
Me: I’m not screaming I’m talking like normal-
Miss Priscilla: Shhhhh Gia.
Me: *whispering * how was your weekend?
Miss Priscilla: From what I can remember, it was fun.
Me: Really? Eat anything green?
Miss Priscilla: I’ve been throwing up green for the past 4 days. Don’t talk about green.
Me: I see. So you don’t want any spinach, or broccoli?
Miss Priscilla: Gia, I’m warning you…
Me: Chocolate chip mint ice cream?
Miss Priscilla: BLAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
Me: Well. I suppose I deserved that.

Me: Anyway, meet anyone fun?
Miss Priscilla: Ummm, I don’t know…
Me: Oh really? Because I found this picture of you sleeping…


Miss Priscilla: GASP HOW DID YOU GET THAT GIA?!
Me: IN BED WITH A DOG, MISS PRISCILLA!
Miss Priscilla: I WAS DRUNK!
Me: I thought you thought dogs were all slobbery mutts!
Miss Priscilla: I do, I do! But we were drunk and he kind of looks a little like a cat…
Me: No he doesn’t.
Miss Priscilla: If you squint…
Me: No, he doesn’t
Miss Priscilla: Shut up, Gia. It’s not like you don’t have anything to be ashamed of! I SAW HOW MUCH COOKIE DOUGH YOU ATE ON SATURDAY.
Me: Why do you have to go there? IT WAS WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR!
Miss Priscilla: THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT HEALTHY
Me: What’s mr. loverboy’s name?
Miss Priscilla: Fuck you!
Me: Fuck YOU!

Damn, living with cats is hard.

7 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha ha! I love the spooning picture. Also, I love vomiting. Even the mention of it makes me laugh. As I get older, I sympathize more with Miss Priscilla as the hangovers require multiple days for recovery.

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  2. Haha! What Miss Priscilla does when she's black out drunk is absolutely none of her business x

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  3. A cat with a hangover, what a terrifying concept!

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  4. I sleep with dogs every night and I'm not drunk. They are great cuddlers, and it's been a little chilly lately. Please assure Miss Priscilla that it's okay to cozy up to a dog.

    Love,
    Janie

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  5. that reminds me of Danisnotonfire's video where he had a stuffed animal "photoshoot"
    That was back when he used to be funny anyway...

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  6. Ha ha, love the spooning picture :)

    Two of my cats basically hate each other, but I came home early the other day to find them both sleeping relatively close to each other on my bed. Now I'm wondering if they got into some wine??

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