Busy Weekend!

This was a busy weekend for me. I had a wedding to go to. 

Yes, that is what I wore. I was slightly worried about the bride upstaging me, but she didn't have a tiara, so SUCK IT. 

And then the weather was real nice so I had to do my thang. 

And what did Boyfriend do, you ask?

Anyways, how was your weekend? Do anything fun?

I Walk Hard.

Boyfriend and I took a walk last weekend.

There was a giant hole in the bottom of it.

So Boyfriend and I went shoe shopping last weekend.

You know how I feel about Five Below.

We went to a real shoe store.

So I bought myself a pair of shiny new heavy duty walking shoes. I’m hoping these hold out a bit longer than the last pair.

Does this happen to anyone else?

Career Choices

So, I currently work for a nonprofit. I won’t be doing this particular job forever, and lately I’ve been thinking about what my career options are. I’ve come up with a few:

Ok, I don’t know why I thought dance was an option. Hmm, I’m kind of handy.

I did not think that one through. Next!

I have a thing about pulses…I don’t know.

I don’t see a  downside here.

What’s your dream job?

And Then I Made a Mess.

So Boyfriend and I were in his seaside house last weekend. It was a low-key night. We were just hanging out in the living room, and this happened:

It made a mess, y’all. It looked like a scene from Dexter. There was glass all over, and red wine splattered on the leather couch (ok) and freshly painted white walls (not okay).

Boyfriend was good though. He cleaned it all up and even repainted the part of the wall the next morning.

But back to that night.  After I killed the wine glass, we decided to go upstairs to the bedroom. I was helping Boyfriend make the bed…

Putting the bottom sheet on the mattress is SO HARD.

Technically, this time it was a big elbow gesture.

And then my elbow knocked into my glass of water.

 I grabbed my  iphone immediately, so that was fine. The rest wasn’t too big of a deal.

Yes, he got my water. Boyfriend = best.

The evening was not going my way.

And then Boyfriend threw a blanket on me.